janae

spunky housewife quoting my quirky kids

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Eden(8): I don’t want to have to pay for mom’s funeral when she dies.

Shiloh(10): I will!

Me: Don’t worry, it won’t be expensive, I’m getting cremated.

Eden: What’s that?

Me: They turn your body into ashes. And they can compress it into a diamond.

Eden: I call mom’s diamond!

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During family scripture study—

Shiloh: What does rebuke mean?
Eden (deadpan): IT MEANS BARF.

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[as a car disagreement began getting out of control] “Being in this family feels like WWI, where all the littler countries ally with the bigger countries and things escalate.” -Seara (18)

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Eden (7): I’m really lucky I wasn’t born in the 1900’s.
Dad: Why?
Eden: Cholera

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@the_churchnews Is this the first female president of a church-aligned university?

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“I don’t want your pity, I want your food.” - Elijah (16)

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“How do banks do money? Because when I see banks inside, it’s not just chambers of money. That’s how *I* imagine it.” - Dee (6)

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@KSLcom Have you guys ever considered a KSL Breaking News feed? This feed is fantastic, but I’d really love a second, more focused feed with just the top stories of the day. Like @CNN vs @cnnbrk

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@Anirudh1969 @cnnbrk You always have such insightful comments on @cnnbrk !

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“I look so good! All the boys are going to think, ‘Wow! I want that!’”
- Shiloh (8) about her curled hair

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“Seriously! I’ve been listening to it in my bed!”

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“Yodeling is the most hype music and I only discovered it today!” - Elijah (16)

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@UtJanna @RebelAndSpeakUp @KSLcom @slcmayor @ChiefMikeBrown This is precisely why I read comments. Sometimes there are insights the reporters don’t have access to. Thanks!

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@weames @rypaulsmith Too much to share via tweet, but after 3 epidurals and 5 births, I did my 6th and 7th at home. Very much a believer in science and found a midwife who was hospital friendly (trains OBs at IHC how to do vaginal births). Would love to chat. If you have Ry’s cell, get my number.

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@KSLcom What an incredible story! Loved learning about the Hmong people and this amazing man!

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“He looks nice. He has a Mohawk like I dream of my husband having.” -Shiloh (7)

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@Neutrogena Do you make any *non-waterproof* mascaras any more? Are you discontinuing mascara all together?

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@NoCoolName_Tom I was trying to download it with YouTube Premium to watch on a roadtrip, so the lack of data means I don’t have the YouTube download option.

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@NoCoolName_Tom Are you the Hard-To-Find-Mormon-Videos guy? If so, do you know the reason I can’t seem to find Legacy anywhere? Google shows you have it, but when I click the link it doesn’t work, and it doesn’t show up on your YouTube page. 🤔

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@NoCoolName_Tom When I go to the home page for Hard-to-Find and scroll through all the vids, I can’t find it there. With the link you sent, if I bypass Twitter’s browser pop up and Safari/Chrome (tried on two devices) and open the YouTube app, the movie works but like this. No info at all.