Boone "Beefcake" Fitch

‘89, ΣΧ Vice President & chapter advisor, proud MAGA supporter, Home Depot forklift operator, & Harley rider #fuckhonda

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@tucketBagman is such a phag, he roofied me at the bar and cornelled me #youllseemeonnetflixonceimbroke

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Laid sniper last night, just house pizza on the couch to South Park #thatllplayson

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Some aim Steph curry wishes he had

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@arnoldswift1998 Yk what hell yeah

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Just got so bored had to do bag light #snortingadderal

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Rainy Friday = early Sunday

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Woke up with a foid, said she had to leave early… did I hit the lottery?

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Just got told off by the foid who been saying sweet nothings to me #willbebriningbackmyalcholism

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Should I chalk it up? #lank

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If I don’t find a wife by the end of the semester I’m turning gay

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Couldn’t have imagined anyone else #phag

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Yeah I’m sure that dog you “need” on campus for your mental health is the truth as he’s actively trying to rape me on my walk to class.

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“Last night was a movie”

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Who let young Sheldon on my campus

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Yes I’m a phag because I wear #thecrown to class

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Is it possible to be more of a phag?

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Fuck the system

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@tucketBagman Goddamn foids

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@SECrealPM

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If anyone got fent strips for my pork and rice #lank