Ryan Durand

Born in 96, Potty Trained 97 figuring everything else out along the way. B5 Boys

[nat geo (CW18 Defense Attorney) @natgeo61]

Belmont Cameli seeing White Sox fans guess Barack Obama and The Pope

[Sheev Spooks 🎃 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

$3 Sapporo night at my local dive bar

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted.
Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.

[Nicky Numbers @NickyNumbers194]

Got the unlimited wash package at the car wash and these guys just gave me a terrible wash, the guys with the rags got no heart today. I had no choice but to circle back, we’ll run this back all day until we get it right.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“But what if Elmo is paid $270,000 by the Southern Poverty Law Center to say it? Can Elmo say it then?”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Cignetti is the man

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

SHANE GILLIS’S ‘TUSH PUSH’ SKETCH AT THE ESPYS WITH DRUSKI IS AN ALL-TIMER.

PHILLY HC NICK SIRIANNI MADE AN APPEARANCE.

THIS IS GOLD 😭😭😭

[Ryan Durand @theSHEPman]

@nmajka19 @NUCLRGOLF Shutup bitch

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

HOCKEY COUNTRY 🇺🇸

[Ryan Durand @theSHEPman]

@johnkriesel Hot take!

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

When I poison the milk to catch Santa and find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Kenny: "You think Jay Z or..."
Chuck: "Probably not a good time right now"

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Rivalry week just means more

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Always ask why the position is vacant before taking the job

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

6 years ago today, Mac Miller had one of the greatest tiny desk concerts ever

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This picture rocks

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Satan in Red, by Edward Hopper, 1900, 📸 via @Kurrco

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

[taking you aside after your joke flops] You're almost out of the friend group