Sarim Momin

Filmmaker

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@iamsrk @thesarim: @imsrk Mera zameer bhi kya khoob mere kaam aaya... Jab zarorat padi, thoda thoda bech khaaya :)

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CHILDLINE 1098 is a national, 24/7, free, phone outreach service for children in distress. Pls Dial 1098 if you see a child who needs help.

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If your dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough.

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Remember, the grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.

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@PoojaB1972 A man wearing a helmet and defending the country should be paid more than a man wearing a helmet and defending a wicket. But...!

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People have spent a collective 200,000 years playing Angry Birds. That's roughly the amount of time modern humans have existed!

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There's a thin line between ''I should tweet about that'' and ''I should talk to a therapist about that...''

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Best Advice: Don't dwell on your past, disappointments, or failures, you can't trip on something behind you.

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The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can’t get phone reception inside elevators.

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I wondered if there was intelligent life on other planets. Then I realised that there is hardly intelligent life on THIS planet.

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I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.

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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-chocolate-cake world.

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He who laughs, lasts.

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Life doesn't come with instructions, so why live as if it also comes with rules?

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Not only am I a master of suspense, but I also

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"The people who put up with you on your darkest nights, should be the ones you spend your brightest days with."

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Making movies is but lying in such a way that everyone thinks it's their own personal truth.

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Its raining on one side of the road and dry on another. Alas we humans have even infected Mother Nature with our biases!

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Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank he can rob the damn world.