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Sit on this and spin

[theSavageMC @theSavageMC151]

The eggplant put you over the edge there?

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R.I.P.

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Its like a series of unfortunate domino failures falling into the trash.

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"We're looking at SpongeBob memes," Damn right you are.

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I'll share my political beliefs, but not my Cheetos #AmericanDream @ChesterCheetah

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@SmashingStugart

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"Repeat it or I'll yell FERPA" #theEducationalSystem

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By that logic we'd then only have one hole #MagicofHoles #metaphysics

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Be careful not to catch pumpkinitis because then you'd turn into a pumpkin. #PreventableMedicalErrors

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nlm, "Take this and stick it up your ass," "Or sit and spin"

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To all those who are politically upset, Twitter would like to proffer you some cheese!

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I wouldn't take a napkin and be like "Probably gonna spill food anyways," and throw it away. #Stupid

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I'm just gonna eat like some sort of sandwich golem over here in the corner. #GottheMunchies

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My dog is magic

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Academic shade is saying, "That was interesting." #AtMeNextTime

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Every morning 'til I die, my dog will continue to make a pterodactyl bark to be fed #LoveThemAnyways

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@SmashingStugart In case you forgot, "If I offended you, get over it, you'll be fine."

[theSavageMC @theSavageMC151]

Smile? #Smile

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"If I offended you, get over it, you'll be fine."

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Average day at the office....