Sean McGrath

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@eonenergyuk And please do not use emoticons. This is a serious, grown up complaint

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@eonenergyuk Don't you have access to the notes??

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@eonenergyuk I am disgusted at how I've been treated. I'm switching provider for gas and electric. She refused to escalate to her manager

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@eonenergyuk moved home and trying to get previous tenants debt cleared for 11 days. Been lied to by many staff, mostly a "manager" Natasha.

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

Get in! I just guided Bognor Regis to 2nd place in Non-League B https://t.co/L5AtU5SJUf [Free Edition]

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@andygoldstein05 Craig Bellamy also played in the Old Firm Derby for Celtic

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@TheBeefSeeds You guys have turned songs I hate into songs I now love!! Kudos!! Any chance of covering Heard It Through The Grapevine?

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

I've just found out that "AAARRRGGGHHH" isn't a real word.... I can't even tell you how angry I am.

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

Benjamin Button

Benjamin who?

Benjamin

Who's there?

Knock knock....

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

I used to believe I could fly, until I realised how silly that actually was. Now my body really hurts

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

I play triangle in a reggae band...

I stand at the back and ting

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

I just poured superglue in a non-stick pan... Someone's gonna be wrong!

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

I had a winning coupon for £86 and I've managed to lose it... #special

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

Brandy destroys flu!!! #BRANDYBURNS

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@yummy_brunette you know it ando! I've stolen someone's cuddly toy!

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

@yummy_brunette So you hid my top today. This is a war now. #gameonhoodyhider

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

The man who invented Velcro has died....... RIP.

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

Food contamination scandal hits the church.... Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

After all the talk about horse meat, I now prefer fresh burgers.... Although they don't keep furlong

[Sean McGrath @theSean]

It's my friend's birthday today so I painted him a picture of some midgets using an abacus... It's the little things that count.