Shrek

I'm not gross, you are

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*Takes deep breath*

Time has come to plant a tree.
How many will it be?

50,000 here we GROW.
Unless we plant 100,000 in a row.

Plant the future with 1 retweet.
And the world changes beneath your feet.

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@realGarbie Is attention from me good enough?

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@EddFacts All three of you?

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Please raid my house, I'm #lonely. Need someone to share frog eyes with

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@ActualPoseidon Ogres > humans

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@grimsreaperr Shrek

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@angels_pimp I'm a meme myself

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@fcktrmp daddy*

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Me:

Everyone: Ew he's disgusting.

No #love for us ogres 😔😔

[Shrek @theShrekReal]

@ActualPoseidon I live in the swamp. Is it okay to drink water from that?

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@s8n At least you're not an ogre

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Fiona just shat on my doorstep #smh

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@ActualPoseidon Eat me. I'm green, which is healthy

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@s8n Being Shrek, I'm the most unloved creature alive. And it's just because I eat boogers???

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@tmwth @Sweets4aSweet Omg Fiona is that you?

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Felt #cute, might jump in the #swamp later idk

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@EddFacts @rogers_cock Basically, I'm the best

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Donkey left me 😞🙁
Any #donkey willing to take place?

[Shrek @theShrekReal]

Took me a while to reach this place from my Swamp but I'm finally here. Might be a better way to pass the time than eating boogers. #swamp #shrek