Sarcasmo

Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

I would also like a 6 pack of Ewoks, and a diet pepsi.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Boy did I pick the wrong day to test some internet networking devices. Some jerk is trying to route a bunch of internet traffic through their own connection as far as I can tell.

I thought I was losing my mind.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

@ThePeterKelly Honestly, if the leaders can't be bothered following the rules, why should anyone else?

Those aren't my personal beliefs, but some people need to be lead by example, and this certainly is not a good one.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Wonder Woman 1984 seems to point to the fact that WB has no idea how to make live-action superhero movies with well-known IP (Wonder Woman 2017 being an outlier).

The movie is a nonsensical mess.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Support: Yes, your connection appears to be down. We might need to send someone out.
Me: Ok
S: But the account holder needs to call and report it
M: That makes no sense.
S: Those are the rules
M: So, call back and lie to you?
S: ......
M: Got it

Thankfully it resolved itself.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Ontario shuts down at 12:01am December 26. My mother just called @fordnation a coward, and she's right.

If it's important enough to shut down you don't arrange the shut down around a religious holiday.

I'm getting sick of this nonsense.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Oh good, they're giving us a 4-day heads so that the infected can spread it as efficiently as possible before the lockdowns happen.

Idiots.

[Richard Southern @RichardCityNews]

#BREAKING - All regions of the province will enter the lockdown stage at 12:01 am on December 24th, sources indicate to 680NEWS. The length of the lockdown will vary depending on region. It will mean nonessential retail & indoor dining will be prohibited right across Ontario.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Ontario's covid response Oct 6 - Present. 7 Quotes, 7 graphs, 1 huge mess

[Mike Crawley @MikeCrawleyCBC]

THREAD: Ontario's second wave of #COVID19, in quotes and charts.

"We are flattening the curve." Premier Doug Ford, Oct. 6
(seven-day-average trend of new cases daily = 611) #COVID19Ontario

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Hey @fordnation how do you have time to tweet pictures of Doug eating ice cream while letting this happen?

It's not like this deadline snuck up on you. Do your job.

https://t.co/OMX7Ix1prE

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

@ThePeterKelly Here you go

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

I might be losing my mind.

I installed a 21-year-old piece of software just to take a screenshot and prove to a stranger on the internet that I was right, and indeed they were wrong.

Even though I was the winner of the argument, I still lost.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

@ThePeterKelly As much fun, work, erotically thrilling as you'd hoped? As much what Peter? As much WHAT!?

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

@fordnation Glad you got the covid thing all figured out, so you have the time to focus on the important stuff.

Do you get two scoops just like Donnie?

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

I hope the pandemic is showing our government that running health care with only a small amount of wiggle room in spaces for ICU is a recipe for disaster.

These are people's lives, it's not like just in time manufacturing where not having enough just costs some profit.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

This man does not mince the words.

[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

Hank! Guess what? I don’t give a fuck about you or anybody else that doesn’t believe in democracy or equality or science or taking care of people during a pandemic or the constitution of the USA. It’s assholes like you that are fucking up my country. So stick my cds up your ass.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Windsor-Essex and York Region are moving to a lockdown on Monday, December 14. It's nice that the government gives people a heads up to panic shop at the malls even though the number of infections will be made worse by giving early warning.

Idiots.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

Watching a movie on Netflix and the song accompanying the end credits is a sanitized radio edit, but the subtitles for the song are not the sanitized ones. Weird choice.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

https://t.co/FFS1NM3F04

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

@jeffhannaford Yeah. The amount of units they have for this purpose is depressing.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

These are tablet stations being prepared for virtual end of life visits at a hospital.

Please wear a mask, and follow social distancing guidelines.

Stay safe.

[Sarcasmo @theSimonBolduc]

I'm watching a show called FBI that airs at 9pm, so it's supposed to be for adults.

The A plot almost always serves as a morality lesson for the B plot.

This is how you do drama for children.

I'm gonna continue to hate-watch it.