Thaddeus Osborne

We're all going to die but it’s ok

[Thaddeus Osborne @theSlothRider]

You think you're original until you try to come up with a cool username

[Thaddeus Osborne @theSlothRider]

So my bike got stolen and I came home to a court date today, but I had lunch with an astronaut. So that was cool.

[Thaddeus Osborne @theSlothRider]

@gushers should take note from their competition @tide and make some jumbo snacks

[Thaddeus Osborne @theSlothRider]

I’ve gotten some tacos from #TacoBell but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a bell from there.

[Thaddeus Osborne @theSlothRider]

I made spaghetti the other day, so I guess I’m a line cook.