Suraj

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

lenskart has some mallu ass brands like whats john jacobs bro

[mememandir @mememandir]

minister aayenge jaayenge, magar umar khalid jail me rehna chahiye

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@0xbruhhh aa to rahe hai tweets wo 24×7 prediction karta rehta hai

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@Rethik_D How did you do that? I have the same calc

[mememandir @mememandir]

sir loondry

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@MSDianAbhiii "reject nep" literally the best thing to happen to ind edu in the last decade

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@sidhant why are you hell bent on declaring skyroot a Singaporean company

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@_CosmicWave_ he's counter-balancing all the aura loss due to scientists taking VRS(I don't blame them)

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

an Indian living in aus is equating Indians in aus to pakis in India while speaking about the recent anti india protests in the country, zero shatrubodh

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@karanrajan next we can use lvm3 for efficient transportation of construction materials to the site

[Mc Adams Asli waale @Balancing_Actor]

In the next speech talk about cutting off India's chicken neck to the NE and you will disappear faster than you can say Sharjeel.

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@pramochanyaan @alpha_defense A pslv horsing around in its natural habitat

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

As a vegetarian who eats meat, fish, prawns and eggs, I think we need to have social harmony among various tarians for the betterment of society

[AgentSaffron @AgentSaffron]

I hate veg vs non veg debates because I'm a vegetarian who eats meat and fish

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

China ko kuch bol do twitter par to kuch Indians ki aaise jalti hai jaise unke baap ki lungi gheech li ho

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@Desh_bhakati this mf used to make roasts back in 2020 before he pivoted to making pseudo intellectual marketing content

[himanshu @iamhimanshu_534]

Ye electric scooty vale dalle chupke se side marke dara dete hai bsdwale

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@0xbruhhh yes something similar went viral on twitter last week as far as I can remember

[Suraj @theSunAstro]

@KalingaArya @Venkatesh110944 also wtf is "baragada"

[Alpha Defense™🇮🇳 @alpha_defense]

As a kid I read a chacha Chaudhry story
It said :
A thief was caught and given a choice:
Either eat 100 onions or receive 100 shoe-beatings (sau jute).

Thinking onions are easier, he starts eating them. After a few onions, the burning becomes unbearable, so he switches to shoe-beatings.

After a few shoe-beatings, he finds those even worse and switches back to onions.

He keeps changing his mind until, in the end, he has eaten all 100 onions and received all 100 shoe-beatings.

Moral : Failure to commit to a difficult choice makes things worse.