Frog Zilla

I'm a #frog in a #swamp. I am a philosophical frog. Sometimes I tweet #AnimalHusbandry tips. #AnimalWelfare, NOT animal rights. #Ribbit

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You kiss me I pee on you.
#Frogs don't like handling. Wash your hands before and after touching us.
Thanks.
G'night folks.

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.@coverterIM
The world belongs to those who take action. Thank you for these thoughts.

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@breakbeatjunkee jejejejejeje ! @t0kerfr0g

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@lshapiro30 Hooray! A party!!! @frogsarelovely
Eat chicken legs or mushrooms, not #frog legs!

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.@laurawoermke That's so beautiful!

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@BoingBoing Aw, I think Azealia is just jealous because we #LGBTIQ folks and frogs don't want her. Let's send her a #pizzagate!

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@DrDogs247 Yeah. You tell 'em! You're a very smart dog!

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Oh, and #frogs are #atheists.
Just like #babies. And #dogs.
And #cats. And #aardvarks. And #beetles.

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Eat #shrooms, not #frogs.
Bastards.

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@t0kerfr0g @Pamduckling @Frankie0331 @frogsarelovely @frogetteca @VibeVal @SpikedUpFrog Yeah. You go Jesus!

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I don't love you anymore since you ate my girlfriend's legs.
Eat more #chicken.

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If a #GiantPuffball is safe for eating, saute it with onions in butter. MMMMMMM. Even a #frog can get into that.

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If a #GiantPuffball has spores, you shouldn't eat it. Better luck next season.

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If a #GiantPuffball has gills, you shouldn't eat it. If the inside is any color other than white, you shouldn't eat it.

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There was a nice #GiantPuffball nearby yesterday. I eated it. It was big like a soccerball. It was white. The outside was not hard. No gills

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Meanwhile, back near the swamp, it's #fungi season!

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I'm a #frog. And I don't have a birthday. Twitter is silly.
#GetAclue. But I do want a macbook air. Go figure.
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