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[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

@EthicsBeyond I don't know. Like a dead celebrity I hadn't thought about it in years since it started poping up on the news

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

I don't useualy come here but assuming twater is going to tumble like a sand castle in a few hours I'd like to say this was an egotistical spiteful waste of my time and I'm glad I ignored it. Now fuck off X

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

@NigelBig @TheLovelyEggs @O2RitzManc Oh there nice thanks X

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

@studeed I'll be back as fast as I can x

[The Lovely Eggs 🥚 📺 @TheLovelyEggs]

ONE WEEK TODAY! Our “Nevermind The Jubilee” extravaganza at the @O2RitzManc ! With special guests @thebugclubband Arch Femmesis and @TheThickRichard Its gunna be one hell of a party!! Who’s coming? https://t.co/awEvLsHTP1

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

It's me, representing the North in this year's national limerick day competition with apples and snakes...

#LimerickDay

[Apples and Snakes @ApplesAndSnakes]

Next, @TheThickRichard enters the arena representing the North!

"This country is run by a circus,
And apart from the odd civil servant,
You could slap any one of them
Entirely at random,
And feel certain they bloody deserve it."

Is Thick Richard your winner? Like this post!

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

Didnt think so. I'm off, see you in another year or so x

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

Ain't been on the Twitter in about a year coz, well, its shite init !?
Anything interesting happen while I were gone ?

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

Friday I'll be at 53two for Scott Devon and #MancMade spoken/poetry/monologue celebration of all that's talkie !! With a bill so good I can't be arsed typeing it out...

[Paul Ludden @mancmade]

Join us @53two on Friday 16th Nov & enjoy the brilliant spoken word legends @TheThickRichard & @prairiepetal along with the best new & emerging spoken word, poetry & monologue performers in #Manchester. Buy tickets https://t.co/yez4un3hzp or rock up & pay on the door #MancMade

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

@Tasha_Steel Crikey ! I remember you telling me about that 5ish years ago. It really sick with you didn't it. Genuine trauma !

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

Somehow this has less views now than it did 2 weeks ago.
? How's that then ?
Almost at the thousand point.
Make it so.
https://t.co/mBVRGTEaEF

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

Offer for 2 tickets for next Fridays gig...

[Paul Ludden @mancmade]

#Win 2 tickets to see our "When Words Collide" night @53two

Spoken word, poetry & monologues from the best new & emerging #MancMade talent. Headlined by @TheThickRichard & @prairiepetal

To enter; Follow us & RT this post
Winner chosen 14/11
Buy tickets; https://t.co/yez4un3hzp

[Steve Powis @StevePowis1]

How much is the bloke on the right enjoying that pint?!?!?

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

When words collide. At 53two Friday Nov 16 !!!

[Paul Ludden @mancmade]

Get your tickets for the #MancMade "When Words Collide" night @53two. Couldn't think of a better headline act, that was available & brings his own swear jar, than the #Manchester legend @TheThickRichard, https://t.co/dz0AFyPPVL

Buy Tickets & more info; https://t.co/yez4un3hzp

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

SWEAR SCHOOL BRIGHTON KOMEDIA THIS THURSDAY 11th OCTOBER !!!
https://t.co/bxt0AiFWkW

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

Tell you Brighton mates
SWEAR SCHOOL KOMEDIA 11th OCT you fu©k℅ng w∆nk€rs !!! https://t.co/CVeomCM9gP

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

SWEAR SCHOOL BRIGHTON KOMEDIA 11th OCTOBER !!!!
Don't be late Mellon farmers ! https://t.co/CVeomCM9gP

[thick Richard @TheThickRichard]

SWEAR SCHOOL BRIGHTON KOMEDIA 11th OCTOBER !!!!
Don't be late Mellon farmers ! https://t.co/CVeomCM9gP