UESguy

Surprisingly down to earth when you get to know me. Macro-focused degeneracy. Living at home as a first year analyst.

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Still hung on a Tuesday trying to put on a fitted sheet. Verge of tears

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reading poetry recently

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Guy is mopping in my subway station. We know they don’t clean up piss. So it’s blood or poop. #pleasebepoop?

[UESguy @theUESguy]

Still hungover. 524 unread emails from last 3 days. Client call

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Friend called it a “Honey Dew” not Deuce at the #USOpen

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Reminder: there is no brushing your teeth or showering allowed on Sundays

#rotmodeengaged

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More Indian cops recently

#justanobservation

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I am 6 beers in watching Tires season 3. Have done almost no cocaine this weekend. Is this adult?

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The Union Square subway station deserves to be demolished. Crackheads, horrible layout, Brooklyn liberals and its 1million degrees

Wait this actually might be hell

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@HuntsyWhitter you graduate in 640 days

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All these alternative pouches as if I somehow WANT to quit nicotine

#whywouldiever

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Episode 342 of “Is That Piss, Blood, or Water!?” on the subway

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@ShayneQuilted Mr. Leslie Chow, Clayton Biggsby, Kenny Fucking Powers

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My piss aim has gotten worse as I get older. Or do I care less?

Food for thought

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Fuck it, we’ll do it hung! Fuck it!

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I predict within a week I will see a tier list of which travel lacrosse teams have best finance exits

The week after will be nuclear winter and I’m here for it

Last days of Rome

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Feeling hung and sad today and don’t know why.

Maybe bc I blacked out Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues and my dopamine receptors are smooth. Oh and I hate myself

#thung

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Worst mung (monday hung) of my life today. Younger buddies back at college already and talking about beginning of year parties in the chats. #killmekillmekillme

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Guy who doesn’t like good beer:

(miller lite is for commies and libs and i hate them both)

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

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@ScrimboSaggins tell him (yeah assuming) that he doesn’t even understand dealflow quite like a real hitta on the desk in the mud