jen g.

I have never been in the Navy.

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I entered to win a @BorrowLenses.... on the eighth day of the @guragear 12 days of Christmas giveaway! http://t.co/lgNceoAL

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watching someone famous for fart jokes sing obscure jazz standards in a completely nonironic manner #fuckirony

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#hummingbird

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UH I MEAN GREASE IS THE WORD

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what a day. not even over. donations of young coconuts and foot massages eagerly accepted.

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all I want for Christmas-in-February is for you to "like" the Trench Mouth Medicine Show: https://t.co/WUU0XQM2

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Money shortage coping mechanism #36: develop taste for cheap comfort foods. Mine: safeway brand italian wedding soup.

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hangin' out on twitter, talkin' bout "glee": 4.5 lifetime movies in that last episode, but "wedding bell blues" was a pretty sweet number.

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apparently it is stupid to not use twitter. here goes college try #635. hi @dperezer

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I ought to start using this fucking thing again. Hello, twitsyworld.

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All right, I met a nice boy with mutton chops tonight and gave him my twitter name in lieu of a phone number or anything, so I guess

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Beautiful day, beautiful world #occupyoakland

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Things that rule: my cousin josh, the providence encyclopedia show, strong ass local brews.

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Multiple flavors! Stupid twitter

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Awesome thing about dover #353: the local coffee shop advertises their lemonade-iced tea mixture as "laura palmer." and it comes in mult ...

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Boston! Only one more bus before i get to shower.

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Dollhouse is a truly effed up piece of teevee, i tell you what.

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I don't think i have ever smelled worse than i do right now.

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I don't know how to reply to personal messages via phone. But in response: i'm stranded in chicago and about to crawl out of my skin.

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Chicago is apparently the land of no wi-fi. Teaching myself to love the feeling of snowflakes on my nose.