Christian Hanson

[TmarTn @TmarTn]

I'm giving away a PS5 and a copy of Hogwarts Legacy!

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Winner chosen on February 1st

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[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@DrExplos1ve @XboxSupport Refresh the page, the times have been changing to 5 min previous to the time I check since 1:00, it’s now 3:50 our time

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

Whoever just rear ended me on Cactus and Hayden in my work truck and took off, I really appreciate it. It started my day off right and gave me the morale boost I needed to go get ‘em. Douche

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@jk_rowling I love your HP books and have seen your charitable works. I haven’t met you so I don’t know you as a person. I will continue to enjoy HP, & I support your right to have whatever opinions you want. Ignore those trying to tell you what to think & trying to twist your words. Always

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@paolini Does this, in any way, relate to your post from November asking for the hive-mind’s favorite artists for Alagaësia and how they view it? If you’re still looking for artists I’ll do it for free, but I only draw stick figures and stick trees. Idk if that’s a deal breaker…

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@TaranMatharu1 For some reason, everyone’s idea of “cool” are leather jackets, motorcycles, an uncaring attitude, and a-holes, it just makes me think of Grease and Westside Story. I much prefer the Gentle-Giant characters like Berdon over the “cool” characters any day.

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@paolini Just not anyone who draws Saphira with feathers on her wings lol

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@paolini Saphira* not sangria

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@paolini I would see it at least 10 times on the first day if you had full creative control and got to chose the cast. Also if sangria had the right wings and not those feathered fakes the last guys did.

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@chey_hanson remember this?

[Shanizzle @chey_hanson]

In their will my grandparent's dog goes to my grandmas hairdresser

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

I keep forgetting that @HamillHimself Luke Skywalker/the Joker, is Firelord Ozai in Avatar the last airbender until I watch Avatar and hear him speak.

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

I was walking past another dad today in the hallway at work, and we both said “Ope, just gonna scootch past ya” at the same time, and let me tell ya, I have never felt I belonged in a societal group more than I did right then.

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

When you see five people you knew back in high school in the span of an hour, but you look so different now that none of them recognized you.

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@KyleeeNoel My buddy used it once and said it made his legs smoother

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@paolini When you suppress your memories of the movie and remember that John Malkovich was Galbatorix and Saphira had feathers on her wings

[Christopher Paolini @paolini]

Uh . . . no. Just no. I mean, WHY? #eragon https://t.co/i8SKWwlpRk

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@MarkRuffalo it was b/T you, Vin Diesel, Josh Brolin, and Jamie Foxx. Id rather get my butt kicked by someone who'll apologize after

[Misnomer @Misnomer]

Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

Challenge an actor 31 years older than you to a fight. I’ll go first…

Sam Waterston, you’re a punk, and due for an ass beating. Name the place.

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@autriya_manesh On the bright side, you wouldn't have to worry about driving then

[Christian Hanson @theUkuleleGod]

@chey_hanson Thankfully she has your looks