Virginia Mary Ann

I coach smart, successful business owners who can run empires but still can’t follow their own damn plans.
Chaos is your default. Execution is mine.

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#women opting out of stereotypical societal norms in droves and I’m #hereforit and celebrating all those arriving late to their respective parties #adhd #LGBTQ #careergirls #SingleMoms #womenempowerment

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I stopped abandoning myself and suddenly got sober, left a DV marriage, moved to paradise in Mexico, pulled my kids out of school and lost four stone without ever seeing a gym. The dullest fucking glow-up of all time and I’m obsessed.

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Check out iamvirginiamaryann's video! #TikTok https://t.co/hc1mX7atwK

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Do I continue my unhinged, chaotic method of deciding what’s for dinner in under three seconds, or do I implement a company-wide strategic initiative to analyse the cost-benefit ratio of defrosting chicken thighs at precisely 3:47pm?
I think I’ll just watch some TV.. #Linkedin

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Got my first proper LinkedIn slap-down today, and it was ART.

Enter The Freezer Man.

It all started when I dared to suggest that if you struggle with overthinking, you should practice making small decisions quickly....

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And then… the finishing move, the coup de grâce.
"Successful entrepreneurs don’t watch TV. Easy decision: skip it. Do something productive—like making a smart, informed choice instead."

So now I have a real dilemma.

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Finally felt grown up enough to join LinkedIn but they must’ve seen the red flags coming because I can’t post any comments on any content. @LinkedInHelp

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@ArielAnderssen @SeedTalks Just saw you were a speaker at this, would love to hear your talk

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@overmind01 Baby don’t hurt me

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@WhatTheADHD 2E. This is me. This is the women I help. Being super smart is a curse for a lot of people. Not just ADHDERS but all those who felt they didn’t fit in. Most people of this type that I’ve encountered suffer disorders or dysfunction of some kind

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@ML_Philosophy A long squeaky fart you couldn’t hold in any longer followed by an awkward silence and then raucous laughter. I haven’t tried this but it seems like it would work 🤷‍♀️

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That awful moment when what you thought was a lamb chop (because that’s what it was labelled as) transpires to be veal 😱🤮🤮🤮

Interestingly I don’t think veal crates are used in Europe anymore but damn veal is still a dirty word as far as I’m concerned, I just can’t 🤢

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What do you call it when you are supernaturally awoken at 4am and instead of arguing with your highest good you submit and obey- turn the damn light on and write the thing down?

Oh yes, smug as a bug in a rug 🥁🐛

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Listen to "What Lies Beneath - Shame and Entrepreneurship" by The Anti-Hustle Club Podcast - Juggling Business with everything else without losing your mind. https://t.co/Ir7UD0uh80

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Love it when you open google having forgotten what you were looking at last time. It’s funny all over again. I’m not really sure what # to use for this tweet.

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It’s a privilege to have the option to leave your political opinions out of your business. For many people, leaving their political opinions out of their business is akin to leaving THEMSELVES out of their business #tuesdayvibe #adhdtwitter #PoliticsToday