Midwest Cowboy

An American expat in America

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

@edwardyoung85 This the last X I'm liking

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Im deleting this dumb ah app. Follow me on insta: timberland.shoots

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Watching suits and you're telling me the guy with photographic memory can't avoid traditional soap opera tropes?

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

They dont want you to make a quick summer marinara and eggs in purgatory. They definitely dont want you to do it at 10 pm in someone elses home

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Mafakas talking about size doesnt matter like economies of scale don't exist

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Everytime i absorb a new piece of information a previously useful portion of my brain turns into jelly

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Spending my weekend like this

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Dont go on vacation or me and @GenovesiBrian will turn your house into a sauce factory

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

I am a proud orca sympathizer

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Rip Daria, you would've loved Phoebe Bridgers

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

When Hillary said, "Trumped up trickle down economics" 🥶🥶🥶

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

All of my important birthdays are behind me. All i have left to look forward to is the day someone tells me something so stupid my head explodes.

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

@jackalltogether @HeheWaitWhut Let's get a popular vote in place and retract the 2016 election

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

I like when people say, "This isn't some conspiracy theory either. This actually happened" like conspiracy theorists don't believe their weird shit is real.

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

In detroit and bored, someone wanna get their shit kicked in rq?

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

UPMC Mercy your chick, she so thirsty

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

I just want to know how many times i need to switch between the winter and summer bedding. This is getting ridiculous

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Andy Warhol is so fake for ripping off Lou Reed

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Imagine rocking a dudes shit in a bar fight only to realize the next day that it was former mayor of Pittsburgh Bill Peduto

[Midwest Cowboy @theW3hunt]

Imagine being a cop driving a ford explorer pulling up next to the cop driving a hellcat. That must hurt