@DecadeInvestor At 22, most of my peers are
-having fun
-being cool
-having sex
While I am
-jacking off to the Bloomberg terminal
-making women uncomfortable
-eating only unseasoned chicken
Life is about choices π€
Where are the Savannah Bananas blooper reels. No way are these guys nailing these every time. I wanna see the ones where they miss and the ball hits them in the dick
@thebaddestpitt@JeffVeillette Dawg this is so sad needing to have the last word lmao. Go ahead, reply to this and you can have it little bro. Much like every woman thatβs ever had the misfortune of knowing you Iβll be avoiding interactions with you at all costs from here out
@thebaddestpitt@JeffVeillette This has taught me a valuable lesson about mocking people online that you think are stupid. You truly never know on the internet when you might be interacting with someone that is legitimately mentally handicapped. Sorry for bothering you kiddo
@thebaddestpitt@JeffVeillette Am I supposed to know all of the Jeff Veillette reply guy lore before I mock some nerd trying to shoehorn Vancouver>Toronto shit into something unrelated. I probably missed it while having a life or something
While Canadians were celebrating their #FIFAWorldCup Round of 32 victory, one of #SouthAfrica's most famous exports was not having a good time.
Here's Trevor Noah's reaction to Stephen Eustaquio's #CanMNT "sucker punch" π
https://t.co/Iih5tihLTg
@thebaddestpitt@JeffVeillette Feel free to explain what Iβm not getting because where Iβm sitting I see yet another Vancouverite clinging to a rivalry with Toronto that does not exist outside of their heads. Literally no one mentioned the cities lol
@thebaddestpitt@JeffVeillette Ohhhhh my god is vancouver better than toronto? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite Mats Sundin
@Cincinnatus56@gayest_tone The extremely real negative impact being smelling cig smoke and/or moving cars π a single exposure to second hand smoke is the definition of an infinitesimally small chance of a negative outcome, if weβre being generous. Youβre just a vindictive pussy, itβs time to face facts