The Work Wife

A Twitter Talent That U Want 2 Stop But It Aint Happening Sweethart!

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@tabenson11 @oltwoshirts @TheTrueC2C @TheMahaRaji You dun gone too far now @tabenson11 the Work Wife comment is way out of bounds!!

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@TheMahaRaji @oltwoshirts @TheTrueC2C @BigHossnBigBoss @simacaj @tabenson11 @JustusCleveland What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive. I should know!!

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@BigHossnBigBoss @oltwoshirts @simacaj @tabenson11 @TheTrueC2C @JustusCleveland @TheMahaRaji When the work wife catches my eyes wandering you know what I say? I'm hitched but I ain't dead! Check out THE Champ!! Mercy!

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@TheMahaRaji @TheTrueCC there r 2 ways 2 win my heart & both require the tongue...so far ur 1 out of 2 @tabenson1

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@TheMahaRaji he @TheTrueCC doesnt know the 1st thing about wats good 4 him. I deserve 2 b treated like a queen...hint, hint...a Dairy Queen

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

Whoa. Just Whoa. Have u seen the Hunny Boo Boo Mamma lately!? A true inspiration 2 workwifes everywhere #workitgurl @tabenson1 @TheMahaRaji

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@TheTrueCC u make it hard 2 say no when u sweet talk like that @BigHossnBigBoss @TheMahaRaji

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@TheTrueCC I wont due nothin til u grow up & start actin like a man. trust me i aint gonna b holdin my breath @BigHossnBigBoss @TheMahaRaji

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

Im gonna go fix my lipstick. I wont b gone long Killer. I call u Killer @TheTrueCC cuz u slay me #thx4thehatpoopsie @tabenson1 @TheMahaRaji

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

R u trying 2 avoid me or what!? @TheTrueCC sures heck best not b or what!! #whereowhereowherehaveubeen @tabenson1 @TheMahaRaji @oltwoshirts

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@tabenson1 if ur man enuff big boi I'll let u know what the chaser is for that some day

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

Some twerp tol me its illegal 2 have more than 1 wife then called me a polygamy #makesnosense Im well over 5 ft tall 2 begin with @tabenson1

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

was out protesting 4 equal pay 2day but the hubby said if ur work is makin my life a living hell u deserve way more @tabenson1 @TheMahaRaji

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

Bet u'll neva guess wear me and my old bag went on vaca this summer! u get 3 guesses #wemakeacutecoupledontuthink @TheMahaRaji @tabenson1

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

#thanksbae4beingu
With u im never scared...unless im sober that is.
In fact I feel so safe that I no longer fear death & a comfy coffin

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

4UBabe..
Never said "I love you" 'til I cursed u in vain
Never felt my heart strings til u drove me insane
Ur colder than a well diggers azz

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@SoThenHenryGoes have the same prob with the Mrs. @ work. Can't shake her no matter which way I turn...geez, I luv u hon but enough already!

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

My WorkWife: If I was really ur wife id poison ur beer Me: If I was really ur hubby id drink it #trueluv #MerryXmas @tabenson1 @TheMahaRaji

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@tabenson1 @TheTrueCC @TheMahaRaji u said it bubba! All I know is that someones going 2 b sleeping on the couch 2nite!!

[The Work Wife @theWorkWife13]

@TheTrueCC @TheMahaRaji @tabenson1 EXACTLY the problem! U dont even know me at all do u & we been 2gether how long!? #wastingbestyrsofmylife