Derek Foster

Father, husband, retired US Army Officer, former USMC NCO, PTSD combat veteran, ally, ocean lover, and born-again pacifist. Word to your mother.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

Sex with a Chinese spy is worse than sex with a child. - Sean Spicer

[Sean Spicer @seanspicer]

What if he was in a relationship with a Chinese spy? Wait that’s you

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@SlaterNFL I think you mean Michael, or at least that's what Jerry thinks.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@BloggingTheBoys 1996

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@bracketdan This Jerry Jones press conference is on the level of the post stroke Dick Clark count down.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

This is a spectacular example of why the golden rule is stupid. Dudes looking at this thinking, 'wow, this would be amazing'.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@jpswatz @carlquintanilla @CBSNews If you would vote for a convicted felon, I'm pretty sure tariffs aren't your expertise.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

Dems spent 4 years proving the system wasn't rigged. There is absolutely no credible way to say that it is now, regardless of what reality might be.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

So North Carolina went blue across the board except for president. Dem Governor, Dem Lt Governor, Dem school superintendent, Dem AG, and 2 dem reps. And Trump. Do I have that right?

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@MattBruenig Inflation will only get worse with Trump's economic policies.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@sanandreafault Is the Cascadia fault line not going to weigh in on this?

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

No

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@FreddyKruegerIM The Care Bear Stare.

[Tom Downey @WhatGoingDowney]

More of Jerry Jones

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@WhatGoingDowney This is like someone who's never watched this organization describe how this organization works.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@espn @OmahaProd He pulled an Eli.

[Akaash Singh @AkaashSingh]

Jerry and Stephen Jones have become Donald Sterling. Someone please secretly record them saying vaguely racist things.

[Akaash Singh @AkaashSingh]

Because you are an idiot. It's OK, so was I. The good news is you can stop being an idiot right now.

[Derek Foster @the_10th_derek]

@gregjstoker This is literally that man's job.