Joe Murphy

I deal with idiots and watch Star Wars

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

So @MikeRogersForMI can be just like daddy🌴

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

ONCE AGAIN THE WRONG CAST MEMBER FROM HOME ALONE 2

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The time has arrived — battle shall be at hand. Scouts report the unit out of the Hi-waii land is sailing our way. I am told they wear grass pants as camouflage. So I have ordered grass clippings to be a fixed to the men’s uniforms. Our resolve is strong. The first clash is near.
— Andrew

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: You don't want to talk about gas prices. You don't want to talk about groceries….You want to bring up all this culture war

Watters: Do you think men should play in women’s sports?

El-Sayed: I'm running for U.S. Senate. It's insane. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

As you know, I do not condone leaked Deadpool-related footage so here is the D23 video. #security

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT…” yeah well I asked Reading Rainbow and they said take a look, it’s in a book.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

🤷🏽‍♀️

[Joe Murphy @the_Joe_8]

@MikeNerdlaw @RapSheet @Lions No one wants that bum,he's always sucked

[Frizzy @frizzyimposter]

HOW ARE PEOPLE X-MEN FANS AND RACIST???

[Michigan Cheated @MichiganCheats3]

Football is hard when you’re coaches aren’t cheating and you don’t know what the defense is gonna do

[Norritz Seider @AverageDET]

Im being so honest i’d rather have a blind chihuahua take office over these 2 morons

- blue pro data centers

- blue pro flock

vs

- red pro data centers

- red pro flock

[GL @gldivittorio]

Trump will likely say something pretty racist about El-Sayed tomorrow, but at some point he will also kind of off handedly call him hot

[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

19-year-old Brandon Young from 6 Mile says he’s voting for Abdul El-Sayed because Haley Stevens is pro-Israel. “She’s too much of a corporate, Israel shill,” Young says.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell is resting comfortably at a rehabilitation facility.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

HOLY SHIT @FOX2News IS HOLDING HALEY STEVENS' FEET TO THE FIRE. THEY AREN'T LETTING HER WEAK ANSWERS SLIDE 🗣️

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

El-Sayed calling Fetterman an ogre is very, very funny

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

The ex-wife of ICE agent David Brouillette speaks out: “He’s like, ‘I need you to lie about my character because what it comes down to is my character, I don’t want you talking about any of the abuse in our relationship.’ I told him I was not gonna lie for him, that I’ve waited years to speak my truth, I’ve been silenced long enough and now I need to come out with everything because a man lost his life. It was abuse not only to me, but to our daughter. Even being divorced from him, I’ve dealt with harassing phone calls, threats of him wanting to kill me. I believe this man was murdered. I believe David’s mental health played a part in what happened”

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

Lindsey Graham’s last words 😔