El Tee

Georgia Tech Alum
Computer Engineering

[Stag @StagBeChillin]

Nah this shit kinda goes 🔥👀

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Slid her shit

[PePe @pepe_0__]

Hammering Georgia Tech spread

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Yeah sex is great and all, but have you ever had your college football team win a big game and then watch both of your rivals lose miserably later the same day???

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

Can’t keep cutting it

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

This ngga just lost his gahhdamn mind on this sh*t wtf lmao 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Hol’on now. Unc might need these

[RASHAD™️ @CallMeRashad]

Ummm where is she 😂 https://t.co/Ss6SCWSIB7

[Kathleen Winchell ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KathleenWinche3]

When you forget you’re forty years old! 😁😅

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Why Druski do Stephen Jackson like this? lol

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Druski dropped a hilarious skit about Old-heads who “never grew up or matured” 😭😭😭

[Melina Myers @melinasphotos]

I feel like I'm so disconnected currently in my knowledge about FSU football. I used to know every player at every position, every number they wore, every starter/backup, where guys were from, etc.

Now I know maybe 5 players by name. I miss the old days of CFB, pre portal and $.

[El Tee @the_Kontender]

😩

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Today was James Harden’s 182nd career playoff game.

It was the 36th time he’s had 3 or fewer made field goals. Nearly 20% of his career playoff games.

It was the 46th time that he’s had as many or more turnovers than made field goals. More than 25% of his career playoff games.

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

A month before our wedding, my fiancée asked me to swing by her sister’s condo and pick up her favorite old sweatshirt. She said she’d left it there after a family barbecue and really wanted it back before the honeymoon.

I knocked on the door and her sister answered wearing workout leggings and a fitted top. I'd always thought my fiancée's sister was hot but she was exceptionally hot today. She’d clearly just come in from a jog and still had that fresh-from-the-shower look. She handed me the sweatshirt and gave me a quick hug that lasted just a second too long.

As I turned to leave, she said, “What’s the rush?”
I told her I didn’t want to interrupt her afternoon. That’s when she lowered her voice and said, “Before you marry my sister, I need you to know I think you're super hot, and I've always wanted to get it on with you. If you want to have a last little bit of fun before you walk down that aisle, it will be our little secret.”

I didn’t say a word. I spun around and headed straight for my car like it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

When I got outside, my fiancée and her parents were standing by the driveway, all smiles. Her dad clapped me on the back and said, “Son, that was quite a test. We’re proud to welcome you to the family.”

Her sister stepped out behind me laughing and said, “Well, I’ll be. I have to hand it to you there; I didn't think you'd turn me down." I was dumbfounded. We all hugged and went out for dinner.

And the moral of the story?
Always keep your condoms in your glove compartment of your car.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Obviously giving a tablet to a 4 year old is total madness. There is no upside for the child. It’s all downside. Parents do it for one reason and one reason only. To keep their kids quiet and docile so that they (the parents) can spend more time on their own devices.

[Kíto @keyitnam]

Remind me to do a documentary on niggas who snap after the dap

[El Tee @the_Kontender]

CTE

[Oscar Willis @oscarwillismma]

Here's Deontay Wilder sharing the most insane story you've ever heard told on national TV

[Oda’s Ghost Writer 🔜 MD Renn Fair 🔜 Baltimore CC @bearded_blerdd1]

I have nothing appropriate to say

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

these are the tweets that keep me here

[LoveJones0702 @LJones0702]

Big Moose???? lol