Lauren Trainer

professional napper/dreamer

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

@IKEAUSAHelp @IKEAUSAHelp every corner of the shelves is damaged

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

@IKEAUSAHelp I ordered shelves and they arrived with NO packaging, damaged, in thin ripped plastic. I am trying to call your customer support number and it says “all circuits are busy.” This is ridiculous!!!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Watchu know bout rolls

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Me: Taylor Swift is a snake!
Also me: omg but I can't wait for her album to come out is it Friday yet?

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Donald trump I hope you never stop tweeting I giggle every time

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Totally bro https://t.co/31gyk9F5HL

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If the election were based on total popular vote I would have campaigned in N.Y. Florida and California and won even bigger and more easily

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We must not despair. We must not be overwhelmed or throw up our hands. It is time to roll up our sleeves and fight for who we are!

[Ken Bone @kenbone18]

@ArianaGrande You're a great positive role model for young girls and a big time talent,never let some image maker or muck raker take that!

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

I don't quite get the taco hype. Burritos are clearly superior and if you disagree I question your judgment.

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

@bumble_app is your algorithm malfunctioning? I am not getting any matches @itstenaya

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

@ABCNetwork I am disappointed that I can't live stream the bachelorette because it is "not available in my area." Bach Monday ruined!

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

@KO_knockout @HydroFlask what size do you have? I want one!

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Only in LA would you find THREE pet hotels on the same block

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Finally #LoveWins

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Did I stay awake to eat it? The question were all asking

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Life is about decisions and I make poor ones

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

I check my email every 15 minutes to see if just maybe someone is telling me they want to hire me for a summer internship. Alas, no success.

[Lauren Trainer @the_L_train]

Why are babies and dogs so much cuter in Europe than in the US?