The Narrator

The last thing I want to do in life is stuff.

[The Narrator @the_Narrator__]

When I tell people I'm a psychologist, they either don't get what I do at all or they think I'm a wizard.

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Why is there no “War on Easter”? You would think most people are celebrating bunny rabbits. Where you at extremist Christians? #reasonfortheseason

[Thisismynightmare @dismynightmare]

@the_narrator__ is very excited about cheese fondue. #datenight @… https://t.co/anQ8KGrxTE

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Students should continue to walk out on the anniversary of every school shooting. Some upcoming dates include: 2/27 3/24 3/26 4/2 4/6 4/10 4/20 5/1 5/4 5/6 5/21 #FloridaSchoolShooting

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The Muppets Take Manhattan has a surprising amount of misogynistic scenes. 1. Catcalling 2. Work Place Sexual Harrassment 3. Attempted Rape (crowd laughs as women is assaulted).

[The Narrator @the_Narrator__]

I have the best words. #shouldhavebeen
#LastWordsIn5Words

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Americans should be able to play baseball, dance in a nightclub and attend religious services without the threat of being shot.

Alexandria

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Master of Impressions https://t.co/vbrdIf2SSi

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Miles' second #Hamilton performance.

This show is coming together nicely. https://t.co/gg2RYfZDxA

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Miles doing his first #Hamilton rap. https://t.co/6iqOoFeXwN

[Thisismynightmare @dismynightmare]

@the_Narrator__ @Yo_Teacherman Just to be clear, I was giving him suggestions about what to say when he calls in sick.

[The Narrator @the_Narrator__]

"oh man! I'm pooping!"
#ShitNightmareSays
#NoContextNeeded
Cc: @Yo_Teacherman

[Teacherman @Yo_Teacherman]

First semester exam is today so you better believe I wore my tux.

[The Narrator @the_Narrator__]

@Yo_Teacherman @dismynightmare @ambrockwrites Don't be an asshole, you know damn well it was my bath.

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@Yo_Teacherman @dismynightmare @ambrockwrites I'd like to see you finish bath time with out the Hot Dog Dance! #MickeyMouseClubhouse

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It's hard being a straight white male when it seems that all other straight white males are being assholes. #ElectionNight

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Just flipped off David Duke as he campaigns 1/2 mile from my house. #fuckthatguy

[Thisismynightmare @dismynightmare]

Baby Darth Vader gets a his first light saber, and @the_narrator__… https://t.co/kniLryjeuC

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.@wdsu Putting emoticons in your phone notifications is not something a professional news organization should do. It's a load of 💩.

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Future Internet Star
#ducklips https://t.co/Mib7jM5prp

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.@lorihlewis54 @vincestaples Not to be conspiracy theorist #Trump, but people saying she did this just to say N-word 100+ times #NorfNorf