Russtache

commenting on US policy in the Asia Pacific Region, Taiwan, and facial hair

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

The inaugural #Mazztache — welcome to the world of liberty @mike_mazza

[Michael “In A Move Likely To Anger China” Mazza @mike_mazza]

11:47am vs 11:49am

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

.@lcrhsiao I cannot wait until we are reunified, I mean, reunited.

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

.@MattSchrader_DC needs a stache, and only with this parity and dignity can peaceful dialogue occur. Until then, Taiwan Twitter will stand firm on democratic values and resist such attempts at coercion.

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

We've got some *big* 'stache plans for the fall kids. Waxing, handlebars, we might even go for the full Dali. Only way to know is to apply!

[Russell Hsiao @lcrhsiao]

Never too early to starting planning ahead for the Fall! Apply to intern with a young and dynamic team of Gen X and Yers!

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

So is facial hair cool again? #Russtache second term expectations?

[Taiwan in the US @TECRO_USA]

@TheWilsonCenter's @AbeDenmark hosted an event today on US-Taiwan Relations and Expectations for President Tsai’s Second Term, featuring a keynote from INDSR's CEO Dr. Lin Cheng-wei, along with Evan Medeiros, Randy Schriver, @rosenbergerlm & @vyctw. https://t.co/FuUO4fnQ3H

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

Finally—always knew I could use my stache platform to bridge relations between Taiwan and Japan.

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

This is a hairy situation

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

This is a hairy situation

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

@tombschrader Sounds like a hairy situation.

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

As a collection of hair follicles trapped on someone's upper lip, am I capable of giving someone else face?

#StachQs

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

@lcrhsiao @jessicadrun @mike_mazza @tombschrader I am being erased :(

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

@lcrhsiao @mike_mazza I’m questioning my entire existence.

#RussMullet just doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way.

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

SCREW THE MAJ APP HOME DEPOT I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR YOU TO BUILD ME A 360° FACIAL HAIR CARE NOOK INSIDE MY STUDY AND SEVEN WEEKS LATER STILL NO NOOK WHERES MY NOOK YOU JERGOFFS

[Russell Hsiao @lcrhsiao]

.@HomeDepot once again demonstrated that it is completely inept w/ customer service. After immed responding to this @HDCares message, I still have not heard anything back about when my maj app will be installed. And they have the gall to send me a customer sanctification survey?!

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

@mike_mazza Mikestache.

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

In the meantime does anyone know where I can get my follicles on some Beard Balm for Dashing Gentleman? @lcrhsiao usually orders it for me in bulk off of Alibaba but our guy in Guangzhou's being a little squirrely right now. https://t.co/jShmW0O3oV

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

@the_Russtache currently sheltering in place. Plans to declare formal independence from @lcrhsiao's upper lip temporarily on hold.

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

I’m emerging from the great beyond to pass this along to one @lcrhsiao.

[KMOV @KMOV]

CDC recommends shaving facial hair to protect against coronavirus https://t.co/O5V7Y64Rai #KMOV

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

@lcrhsiao @mike_mazza in case you were wondering if the russtache is part of an elaborate CCP psychological warfare campaign: yes

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

*evil laugh*

[Russell Hsiao @lcrhsiao]

Whoever keeps unsubscribing me from my organization's mailing list, please stop...

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

See unhappy @BoltonMustach in image here:

https://t.co/O67Fd8QdNE

[Russtache @the_Russtache]

I concur with the sentiment of @BoltonMustach. The map clearly depicts which countries approve of #TheRusstache and which countries do not.