Flat Spaceship Earther

@gwatsky is my friend, ask him about it. Arborist that's allergic to trees. Not stoned, just slightly pebbled. Ok that's enough bi(sexual). she/they

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

That's it I can die happy now toodaloo friends https://t.co/nRwr92YSld

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

When you ask me a question. https://t.co/31N9xlVFqD

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Thanks for reminding me to do my quarterly reporting 🫡

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Being a glasses wearer is fine until you try to shave your legs in the shower and once you get out you realize you missed half of your leg

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

@byspencerthomas Then the east coast is weird bc I was in NJ and the same thing happened

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

@fartpog I GOT THE SAME ONE EARLIER IM GLAD IM NOT ALONE BUT ALSO WTF

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Thought my cramps were because I ate too much cheese earlier and I was depressed. Turns out I was just getting my period.

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Living alone is great until it takes you 3 weeks to open a jar of salsa

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

I hope the middle aged Canadian men who came into work today chirping at me that the US would never win tonight get to see this gif all over their socials

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

Joel Embiid is out 2-3 weeks after watching this hit by Brady Tkachuk

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

I can’t wait for the update to @Defunctland ‘s Handwich video

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

@GLucasTalkShow big if true

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

New #StarWars comic confirms that Darth Vader went back to Tatooine and killed Watto

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

sooooo excited for the next time i have a headache so i can tweet this pic and say "have a headache"

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

@batemanjason can you remake Carry On but make it accurate because my parents who both work in airports critiqued the logistics of the whole thing?

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

everyone who got pink pilates princess in their spotify wrapped

[Flyers Nation @FlyersNation]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

In honor of Matvei’s OT goal we’re giving away…

1. Two tix to the Cutter Gauthier game (1/11 vs ANA)
2. One signed Matvei Michkov puck

TO ENTER:

1) RT this
2) Must be following @FlyersNation and @SportsTripsPHL

(US Only, winner picked 12/28)

Also be sure to join us on the road in Tampa Bay and Montreal: https://t.co/EeY2xS3Q8R

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

If there is no room for MuppetVision 3D at WDW, it should be rebuilt somewhere else. It is Jim Henson's final Muppet project -- not just a film but an art installation/theatre piece that deserves to live on in his memory. This is more than just a regular theme park attraction.

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Three, and most importantly, MuppetVision 3D is the last piece of muppet media that Jim Henson ever worked on. To take it out is to erase history. It’s a real shame and I just want to know why this was the final decision.

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

I’m upset for multiple reasons. One, it doesn’t make sense to put MI there. There’s empty space to play with on the other side of the park, plus it puts you near other Pixar things. Two, sticking the muppets between 2 darker thematic things is just weird.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: Monsters, Inc. land will replace Muppets Courtyard and Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney's Hollywood Studios. To make way for monsters, the Muppets will take over Rock 'n Roller Coaster and "team up with music's biggest starts for a rockin' music festival."

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Me: Mom I wanna see Challengers
Mom: We have Challengers at home
Challengers at home:

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Barry Keoghan after that one scene in Saltburn

[vitor @connellwaIdron]

Gabriel LaBelle behind the scenes of SATURDAY NIGHT

[Flat Spaceship Earther @the_SAMbulance]

Being an adult is the best because I can just make myself egg drop soup whenever I want