Sarah Williams

Avid user of Oxford commas and Irish goodbyes • CT | DC

[Ben Jones @Ben_Jones88]

Checking my weekend schedule

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

why WFH when you can WFTHETRAIN?

[Will Kremer @WillKremer]

We need a season set at a political campaign where the only real person is the comms director.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Thank you for the good news, fetty

[Sarah Williams @the_SarahW]

not using “About You” - the 1975 is CRIMINAL

[Netflix @netflix]

Dear reader, please be seated for these Bridgerton Season 4 Part 2 classical cover reveals:

Charli XCX — "360"
Billie Eilish — "Birds of a Feather"
Teddy Swims — "Lose Control"
The Cars — "Just What I Needed"
Sting — "Fields of Gold"
Camila Cabello — "Never Be The Same"
Lord Huron — "The Night We Met"

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

some of you need to quietly admit to yourselves you’re not actually built for NYT connections

[Sarah Williams @the_SarahW]

no one:

the jonas brothers in the year 3000:

[Conner Hafen @Conblob]

The 2024 lobbyist draft class is gonna be absolutely loaded. Dogfight between McHenry and McCarthy for the #1 overall pick. Nobody has better fundamentals than McHenry but McCarthy has the edge in intangibles.

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

at panera drinking the lemonade that kills you

[CJ Warnke @cjwarnke]

It's something unpredictable

But in the end, it's right

I hope you had the time of your life ❤️

[Kelly's Irish Times @irishtimesdc]

For a ton of you.

Stolen from @DCFoodPundit

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

is Spotify working with the government to populate smaller cities

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

My terminally online DC brain trying to make conversation at Thanksgiving: “Did y’all see that there’s a second Santos baby?”

My family: “Wtf are you talking about?”

[Amanda Ach @amandaach]

Is anyone doing a Speaker fantasy draft?

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

boy math is going to the floor for Speaker elections without having 217 votes

[Henry White @HMBWhite]

Tapping the sign today

[Amanda Ach @amandaach]

big only woman in the meeting vibes

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

I hope Tim Scott has something bigger than curtains to lord over Nikki Haley... #GOPDebate

[CesarConda @CesarConda]

Nikki Haley > Tim Scott