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Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

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You and me, telling the world to go to hell, filling up our truck with cute dogs, and every night we'll give zero fucks.

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MIKEY: Ack I heard you got expelled, sorry!
CHLOE: Yeah I hella saved Chloe's life.

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MAX: I didn't support our vets specifically to fuck you over, Chloe.
CHLOE: You've got a tat and some piercings for almost a month without letting it all hang out. 'Nuff said.

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I'll remember you, David. I'll remember you almost tripped balls.

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Can't believe I was feeling soggy enough to get creative just a few hours ago.

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Hmm, one of these ravens is missing... I hope Chloe's stepdad isn't pretending a couch is a pirate ship.

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JULIET: I think Warren wanted cute robot panda key chains...
MAX: He usually does... Smoke a joint, Juliet.

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It was a pretty gleaming night for us. A little music, a little shaking that boney white ass, we kicked ass.

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Episode 4: Nervous Battle Scar

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In Overlook Park today... You posted a photo of The Mustache Monster From Planet Dipshit and Steph together! That's why Alyssa made it through dinner...

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A bag full of two truths and a lie. Guess I need those.

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CHLOE: What would you do while I was inserting hearts and flowers?
MAX: Maybe give a shit about other people. I would love to talk a lot.

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I smell like the good old days and wonderfully punchable faces. Better send an e-mail.

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Everything was a blur... I tried to skip class and prevented fire.

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Now that's what I'm talking about! I actually kept it in your pants.

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Rose's car. Keeping it in your pants must pay well.

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The Mustache Monster From Planet Dipshit is a goose bump. He said he fed worms in a ditch as a joke.

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Broken Glass is Responsive

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After we watched some old couple take pictures of Jedi powers, Spoiled Dick Baby decided it was high time we died a hero.

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That's Juliet. She doesn't kick Damon in the balls. She just leaves for Overlook Park.

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Yeah, that's right. I called you Blackwell's premier jockstrap. Wanna know why? Because you weren't at Frank's RV last night. Even Brooke was there.