laura

take it from someone who got her molars very early in life...

[laura @the_____worst]

Psychiatrist: experiencing any paranoia?
Me: no
Psych: not feeling like everyone hates you? Is talking about you?
Me: why what have u heard?

[laura @the_____worst]

I’m sure someone has said this but I love that I Love Boosters is what would have happened if True Jackson hadn’t become VP

[laura @the_____worst]

@lily_turquoise I’m with you, but I do wonder if ADULTS of history sat so cavalierly on strangers’ stoops, or if this was more of a kid/teen phenomenon, albeit one that may still have decreased? Trying to research only found this: https://t.co/5sl43M7n55

[laura @the_____worst]

At least he’s warning me

[laura @the_____worst]

Whenever influencers are like “I don’t eat that because it has ingredients I can’t pronounce” I’m like way to flex that you’re bad at spelling?

[NY Working Families Party @NYWFP]

Even Cuomo’s paid canvassers are voting for @ZohranKMamdani 🫡

[xandra ellin @xandraellin]

'art imitates life,' i sigh, as ralph fiennes fail to whip up the necessary votes and is ultimately eclipsed by a guy who gives a really long speech about hate

[laura @the_____worst]

@machine_loving @dash_eats @samraskinz This is a lot to deduce from what I’m saying :) I obviously think architecture is ideological? I’m just saying I don’t think YIMBYism, especially luxury apartments, is necessarily progressive or left, but I won’t go down this rabbit hole. Peace and love ✌️❤️

[laura @the_____worst]

@machine_loving @dash_eats @samraskinz I’m not sure this building is a “progressive left” building?

[laura @the_____worst]

Jealousy is a disease and treatment not covered by my HMO 😤

[Kate Willett @katewillett]

@unMaskedRogue Disagreeing with Taylor Lorenz is not eugenics

[laura @the_____worst]

At the end of the day, it’s all love (new mantra)

[laura @the_____worst]

Literally love being this spiteful and hilarious

[laura @the_____worst]

Just remembered when a group of boys who met because they went to my Brooklyn Heights private school formed a rap group with one other guy and claimed they all met doing a service job and named the group after said job.

[laura @the_____worst]

@superstrongwill OR is Jeremy Allen-White Willem Defoe and then the restaurant is Emma Stone but then Ayo is the baby brain? Idk seems actually kind of cis-gendered to me

[laura @the_____worst]

@superstrongwill Is the restaurant itself Emma stone and then the Baby Brains are the ambitious young chefs? Or is the guy who blew his brains out reverse baby-braining, making it both gender and time-swapped, almost like a Benjamin button situation?

[laura @the_____worst]

It’s like, have you considered that that the neurological effects are just an expression of your FEELINGS? Anyway it’s bad to manipulate women and it’s also bad to be stupid.

[laura @the_____worst]

Ok I had never heard of Huberman but I just want everyone to know that I literally cannot stand the whole using neuroscience to “prove” emotions exist thing???

[laura @the_____worst]

It’s like “neuroscience PROVES eating chocolate/seeing your friends/dancing/smelling flowers actually SPIKES your dopmine? It’s no wonder we enjoy it so much! It’s just your way of experiencing this purely neurological phenomenon!”

[laura @the_____worst]

Amy Sherman-Paladino signing a letter denouncing Jonathan Glazer’s acceptance speech as antisemitic blood libel has the same energy as her writing this:

[laura @the_____worst]

Anyone else go on the farmer’s almanac to look at the temperature on this date throughout history? No? You just “enjoy” the “weather”? What’s that like?