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Me: Can you picture it?! We'd have friends over!
X: I'd have to make some.

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'Baby.....................you know how much Animal Planet I've watched?'

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Idk what to do with my man. Like, he gennnuinely cares. Like wtf you mean?

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'Can I party pop you?'

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@lakeviewcountry Did Luke get a spray tan? Jesse, marry me❤️

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Im a slut for a big thunderstorm

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'I can't wait until everything works out.'

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'Wanna go out? Wanna get drunk on Coronas?'

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I need someone to pick up my doordash from my door to my bed.

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'You gotta pay attention to his looks and not his personality.'
-My 10 year old.

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I love gay Starbucks baristas.

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My dad: I'm gonna make prime rib surf n' turf.

Anything you want, king🤍

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*My mom answers when I call*
Me: Where da hoes at?

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Okokok. Totally understand.

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🤡

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'There's strike 57.'

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'I was hoping I was fired.'
-My actual boss

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My daughter is in her room playing hot cheeto girl.

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'Is it a sign of the house we’re looking at is on Mimosa Lane?'