Chris

Rookie Tweeter, Expert Trash Talker

Contrarian, Absurdist

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@POTUS Let us be very clear:

We need to elect a new president.

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@WhiteHouse Coincidentally, everything is more expensive now too

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@MessiEra10_ @realDonaldTrump Honest question: what do you feel may happen to you if you stay?

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@robreiner Biden‽

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@MattWalshBlog Personally, I'm 100% certain Tucker is going to run for, or accept an offer to, a notable political position

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@xanderberkeley @elonmusk @POTUS I think the banks themselves said it's due to investigation and interest rate hikes. If only somebody had the forethought to tell the banks to not tank the economy. I suggest warning labels

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@FLDemocrat42 @FrankMikeDavis1 He's doing worse to seniors than putting COVID patients in their nursing homes??

How'd he break insurance and groceries?

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@AdamKinzinger @TuckerCarlson I hate both of y'all equally. Where's the "mine my own business" party?

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@krassenstein "....get Congressional leaders" what?

It's the only thing you didn't punctuate. Get them to do what?

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@mayorcantrell @aspenideas @MiamiBeachNews Ssooo, you're going on vacation in Miami

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@krassenstein We're killing civilians in Ukraine. Even though I disagree with her on this topic, at least fighting Mexican cartels has some nexus to our country.

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@Timcast The ones who are most needed are the ones who don't want to do it

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@Timcast I'd give my life savings and sell my home tonight just to start a company so @JamesOKeefeIII can run it.

The audacity to seek employment from somebody and then oust him because you didn't meet his expectations.

Mind-blowing

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@Victorshi2020 Imagine hating and disrespecting another US elected official more than China

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@JackPosobiec @DeptofDefense Brig. Gen. Ryder and @WhiteHouse President Biden inform us so arrogantly

If not for the public, they would have never informed us that an explosive, adversarial, and top secret, spy balloon was watching us. Can't confirm anything but we can watch it all.

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@krassenstein Lol wait y'all said he lied and actually responded too softly; now he would have responded too aggressively - either way BAD @realDonaldTrump

In reality he wasn't lying and both scenarios are completely imaginary — fuck all of you.

@elonmusk don't let 2016 Twitter come back

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@Liberta89497354 @mayorcantrell Lol at a time when the cops aren't even serving people, we can always rely on juice.

"After stealing a car and running from the cops, come refresh yourself with some fresh juice" - Latoya and Kia

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@mayorcantrell Unless you have some kind of cash insurance and can survive multiple robberies (assuming you didn't get carjacked on the way to work) then you'll be moving to Jefferson Parish before December and pay less taxes for more services.

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@Lukewearechange He also complained about climate change, a problem he's mostly created.

So I wonder what he's doing with all the eggs

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@ThisIsKyleR Don't respond to these insecure white girls whose morals depend on likes, this is a porn star in the making.