ariel !!

oooughh my bellayyyy -me

[JΞRMOTHY ➐ @Jermothy7]

imagine lagging irl and you’re taking dick and it rubberbands into you like 30 strokes combined into one

[angel @vigilantdoll]

sttopp,,,;, i Dokt like it,, I SAID SATOP!!!!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey "lmfao" is actually really problematic (has swear word in it) sooooo if you could please say something like "thats so laughy taffy" or "im gigglemode" next time please

[beav @beavermaxx]

when i’m a useless little dog and a big useful dog walks by

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i can’t blame the wind for the mess when it was me who opened the window

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Jayden @bbgst48]

Grrrrrr….. they sogged me >:c

[Gus @datafagboy]

If you think you're "above" listening to Olivia Rodrigo or any pop music made by young women You are weak and will not survive the winter

[gray🪿 @lifeis_reason]

ryan gosling saying “dont do that, dont lose hope” when told to give advice to hopeless romantics makes me want to throw up and cry and die everywhere

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

👀

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[geo @geo__jpg]

It’s like no one even cares or understands

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

realizing something is out of my control

[LaDani @ladaniiiiiiiii]

Mis únicas dos neuronas todo el día:

[ariel !! @the__luvr]

if my company sees this im joking

[ariel !! @the__luvr]

NEVER BECOME DIRECTOR FOR A DEPARTMENT !!!!