The Turtle's Champ

'Sup, name's Raphael...RAPH WARRIOR! (DP artwork by Lil Sis Hana @iamatinylemon )

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Mikey and Hana should get a room or get hitched or somethin'. Friggin' giving me emo-diabeties. Ugh

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@iamatinylemon @MikeyPartyDude here! *toss the flowers to ya* Mikey prolly picked these for ya. Ain't into sunflowers anyways. Ugh...

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@MikeyPartyDude @iamatinylemon MIKEY! I told ya NOT pick flowers from my fans...well well of it ain't Mikey's human twin. Sup

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@iamatinylemon *bear hugs ya* i still dunno why Mikey is so into ya but thank ya for making him happy. You take care!* jumps and rides off*

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@iamatinylemon you and Mikey should get a room already! *slips an oversized on ya that says "Raph The Champ's lil Sis!"*

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@iamatinylemon *does the Turtle Eye Brow, pats and ruffles your hair* Hear from
Mikey, yer ok, kiddo.

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Finally, The Raph HAS COME BACK to Twitter!

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@iamatinylemon *theme song plays as I enter* IF YA SMELL WHAT THE RAPH IS COOKIN'! *crowd chants* "RAPHIE! RAPHIE!" *Champion pose*

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*parks bike outside and bangs on yer window* @iamatinylemon

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@April__O_Neil @MikeyPartyDude @Doc_Donnie Roo Roo's....dead?! *moves in to hug all of em* Mikey....

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The Champ is HERE!

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@April__O_Neil of course it ain't! *tosses a wrasslin' DVD and a t-shirt* that's my first title win with Mona Lisa as my valet

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@April__O_Neil thanks, Apes.He and the other bros still thinks it's blood money from what I'm doin'. It ain't I promise ya, it's hard earned

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@April__O_Neil Mikey needs some dough?

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@April__O_Neil *tosses a roll of cash to ya" that's like a grand from my merch sales as Universal Champ of the MWA. Just don't tell 'em yeah

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@April__O_Neil yo Apes, gotta minute?

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Finally, the Raph has come back to Twitter!

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@MikeyPartyDude @W_Vanderquack *slams door hard* SHUT UP, MIKEY! *throws myself on da bed and sleep* Monalisazzzzz

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@MikeyPartyDude @W_Vanderquack ugh *wakes up in a daze, thought I saw a duck* yawn~quack~*sleep walks to room* zzMonalisaIwannagrabyaasszz..

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@W_Vanderquack @MikeyPartyDude Zzz... PIPE DOWN!....Zzz...oh Mona Lisa...zzz...you sexy lizzzzz....