Uncle Andy (No Relation)

Ajay Bell. Future ancestor. Terminal case of mathleets-foot, serving 22 to life.

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

“It's very humbling to remember that we can be physically dominated by so many other species”

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

“I think we’re due for a mass extinction here soon”
“…but they just added Monty Python to Magic the Gathering…?”

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

Reel Steel never got a sequel and I’m furious about it.

[shit my friends say @shitmyf74588490]

Dear god they stole my literacy.

[a gal who doesn’t like slugs @Knigh15Adrianna]

difference between the kitties, mit is TRAINING for something… i’m scared to find out 😵

[a gal who doesn’t like slugs @Knigh15Adrianna]

in case you were wondering, we’re so in love 🥰

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

@Knigh15Adrianna You best believe it 😤😤😤

[a gal who doesn’t like slugs @Knigh15Adrianna]

no one could love this papa more than his kitty girl ❤️

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

@Knigh15Adrianna FIRED.

[a gal who doesn’t like slugs @Knigh15Adrianna]

morty girl was gifted some catnip grass

[Images Before Disaster @ImagesBeforUhOh]

GUYS THE XBOX 360 CAME OUT!!!

[a gal who doesn’t like slugs @Knigh15Adrianna]

not even gone a full 24 hours from my cat & im crying bc she hears me on ft but is confused bc she can’t find me

[Sebastian Soldi @Sebastgin]

It’s not a want.
It’s a need, okay.

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

I had a dream where I did a bunch of housework and errands…and now I have to do them all again/ for the first time
This isn’t fair

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

I need your help with my final project!!
Open this link and fill out the form and if you could send it to whoever you can! The more the better

https://t.co/8I3ACqtccl

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

I’d like to make a petition to change the word ‘neighbor’ to ‘street siblings’

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

“You can’t manifest gummy bears. So why are you talking to me?”

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

POV: you get to the pearly gates, but this is the only mf waiting for you there

[Uncle Andy (No Relation) @the_acronym]

The only thing I’ve learned after a week with a 2 year old is there should be bath toys for adults