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'I am only recounting how my slice of the infinite cosmic pie tastes'

[amber @the_ambersphere]

Give you 3 guesses,and the first 2 don't count, to name a more uncomfortable flight experience than @SunCountryAir...go!

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

Id hate 2 be in @unevadareno administration, having to explain Peter Cvjetanovic to incoming freshman & 2 next yrs dwindling # of applicants

[amber @the_ambersphere]

Cashier to lady child: aww so cute
L: you're sweet she's 17 months
Cashier to me: your dog is adorable
M: aww thanks so much he's 79 months

[amber @the_ambersphere]

@realDonaldTrump just another lie you got yourself elected on. #vacationerinchief https://t.co/CTxo2nN3AU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would I call China a currency manipulator when they are working with us on the North Korean problem? We will see what happens!

[amber @the_ambersphere]

Just awkwardly patted a pregnant belly. Headed straight to hell judging by her expression

[amber @the_ambersphere]

Had a customer last night leave a 10% tip on $200 AND steal my pen #thankslady #gfy #cantaffordanewpenonthattip

[amber @the_ambersphere]

@vraiandoro I would love to DM you, but an error message appears saying 'Sorry! You cannot message this account'

[amber @the_ambersphere]

@vraiandoro claim 'Transparency' yet have no customer service number and do not reply to emails. More like 'Opaque' 😑

[amber @the_ambersphere]

@vraiandoro I've been trying to secure an exchange with your company and have yet to hear back. Very frustrating. #awfulcustomerservice

[Face Off @FaceOffSYFY]

Familiar faces return on an all-new season of #FaceOff. Tune in on January 24 to see 16 All-Stars compete for the crown.

[amber @the_ambersphere]

Copped @chrisdelia tickets for #SF jan 8 #soexcited #willrogmakeanappearance

[amber @the_ambersphere]

#AmericanHorrorStory Roanoke is so terrifyingly awesome

[amber @the_ambersphere]

@SpikeInkMaster #weakmove of Sketchy to bail like that! What kind of a competition did he think this would be??

[amber @the_ambersphere]

*washes face before bed
*goes one night without topical face meds
face: 'OH NO YOU DIDN'T'
*grows 1000 pimples

[amber @the_ambersphere]

you know you're almost an adult when you clean the toilet just to immediately puke into it

[amber @the_ambersphere]

@jennairUSA do I really need to uninstall my microwave, unplug it, then remove the top all just to change the light bulb?!

[Algernop Krieger @KriegerSignals]

Isn’t Monday the 13th a lot spookier than Friday the 13th? Mondays terrify me. #ArcherFX

[amber @the_ambersphere]

#FreeDraymond

[NBA.com/Stats @nbastats]

Livingston scores playoff career-high 20 PTs as @Warriors' bench energizes #GSW in Game 1 W. #SAPStatLineOfTheNight

[amber @the_ambersphere]

@netflix no more #OrphanBlack?!?!?! Day=ruined. I quit