ᴍᴏɴꜱɪᴇᴜʀ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ 👑

[ᴍᴏɴꜱɪᴇᴜʀ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ 👑 @the_anormaly]

This is your sign to touch grass..... Life exists outside social media

[Nali @ilan_bmn]

j’ai eu un accident l’assurance m’a prêter une voiture de 160cv

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“When you meet a swordsman, you draw your sword. You do not recite poetry to one who’s not a poet”

[SB @Rackedupsb]

Meeting a bad bitch then finding out she’s just a nerd that got cute is the funniest shit ever

[Adonis Deuce @031Deuce]

Facts

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Spanking kids is a lazy form of parenting. If you can teach a pet to behave without hitting why are you beating your kids with a belt.

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

“we go run am”

a resounding word of assurance from your homeboys when all hope seems lost.

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️ @dazedstunna]

lowering my sexual talks when i like someone so i don’t seem like a lustful demon from hell

[watergun @tersseer]

ide celibate but if you open am for me i go celebrate

[👨🏾‍💻🏦 @faaajii]

my next fuck gats be threesome. i no sure say one person fit give me wetin my body need like this

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

to love me is to show me boobs without me asking

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

did he win any award yesterday?

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

"I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women"

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Na small time e go turn to L’Vs, no just give up

[fisayo @adefisayomie]

No matter watin woman do you..no let us see you with man oh

[fisayo @adefisayomie]

you fit use 1hr do make up make I dey look only your yansh

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

she’s rich in pussy juice, my personal aliko dantoto.

[The Adorable Pups @TheAdorablePups]

We need the TV series of this ASAP

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Music is to personal for me because every song is linked to my life's timeline, it reminds me of either someone, a place or a feeling.

[Girls Chase 🏃‍♀️💨 @GirlsChase]

If you’re a single guy looking to travel, the best countries to meet girls are:

• Scandinavia for sexually liberal white girls
• EE (Poland, Hungary, Romania) for wifable white girls
• Colombia, Argentina, Southern Brazil for spicy white girls
• Peru, Chile, Colombia, Mexico for Latinas
• East Asia (Korea, Japan, China) for smart Asians
• SE Asia (Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam) for easy Asians
• Philippines for getting laid on newbie mode