A. Artis

Polysexual, Vegan :], Writer, Human, Philosopher, Bullshitter

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

High school= I'm young and I'm drunk and I don't give a fuck but I'm also crying a lot for no reason.

[A. Artis @The_Art]

@azizansari coming to UCF tonight to make me laugh and possibly piss my pants, I've been more excited.

[Saul Williams @SaulWilliams]

I don't fuck much with the past, but I fuck plenty with the future. - Patti Smith #occupyallstreets

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(864): the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(662): She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

If you have a PT Cruiser, the woodgrain on the side move isn't
helping.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(303): Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.

[A. Artis @The_Art]

"Who would slow roast a dogs asshole and feed it to me?"

[A. Artis @The_Art]

My dog just winked at me #isshecomingontome

[A. Artis @The_Art]

@DonaldGlover if troy and childish gambino got in a fight who would win? #whowouldwin

[A. Artis @The_Art]

Masturbate all day #thingstodowhenbedridden

[A. Artis @The_Art]

Does anyone ever say "nice turn signal" and sincerely mean it? Like "hey bro, your turn indicator is real nice looking"

[A. Artis @The_Art]

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least do them no harm." The Dalai Lama

[A. Artis @The_Art]

Just turned twitter on. It was like i had it off for the whole summer

[A. Artis @The_Art]

You ever go poop and forget to flush, and leave it sitting there for 9 hours while you are at work? Yeah, me neither.

[A. Artis @The_Art]

I don't think you understand how badly I want- - no, NEED, to time travel.

[A. Artis @The_Art]

If I became the first MTV TJ (Twitter Jockey), I would drop out of university and move to new york. Who is coming with me?

[A. Artis @The_Art]

I tweet like it's going out of style ... which it is...

[A. Artis @The_Art]

Hung over paying bills. this is what its like to be an adult?