ashley rose 😎

i am a comedién who just wants snacks and unconditional love | she/her

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

i apologize for the tweets i have written in the past. they are 100% representative of myself and my views and i am sorry for that

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

elon musk is only going off the rails right now bc little X Æ A-Xii is finishing up his terrible 2s

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

@pack__star THIS IS TERRIBLE IM SO SORRY

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

getting kind of freaky and waving at the conductors as their trains pass my apartment

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

every time party in the usa plays at a gay club, an angel gets its wings

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Talk to me when they beat the Bills

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

my family consistently telling me i was too sensitive as a child fucked me up so bad i’m convinced i deserve financial compensation

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

you don’t realize how many things you do without a shirt on until you’re cooking bacon

[Inside the NFL @insidetheNFL]

"The final 2 plays for the @chiefs offense – Buffalo played a defense to keep them from going out of bounds. @Chiefs had 3 timeouts. By playing that defense, that allowed the receivers to get downfield, get in position, and kick the winning field goal." @philsimmsqb

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

what i’d give to feel the thrill of assembling a trifold the night before ur 3rd grade presentation again

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

why should i care abt the environment when i’m just going to serve cunt then leave?

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

it happened again!

⬛️🟩⬛️⬛️🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

i don’t share my wordle results but this was pretty sick

🟨⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

@FlorenceLaReine idk i might fuck around and experience the high of texting my ex

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

don’t know if i want to redownload hinge or do h*rd dr*gs 🤔🤔

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

@MonicaMagz sadly it didn’t 😔

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

immediately the https://t.co/cPG1yGKrDY is giving me issues since u can’t order more than one per address. i live in an apartment complex.

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

@meowrinaaa LMAO THIS IS SO TRAGIC reply to those poor women 😭😭

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

the cdc is really like “yeah people are gonna die… but kind of? inevitable?”

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

finding it harder and harder to do normal things like go to work or go grocery shopping because why the fuck should i do any of that if the world is going to end in my lifetime

[ashley rose 😎 @the_ashleyrose]

purposefully getting to work early to factor in your inevitable morning coffee shit >>>>