dyl.the.astralith

were it so easy...

[dyl.the.astralith @the_astralith]

Imagine using Twitter.

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga at work tried to dap me up and followed by a booyah this nigga think I’m cyborg

[prnv @tetrispickle]

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable

[styroz ひ @styrozcutter]

I would never want to play several hour long tournaments with my 16 year old self I was so fucking insufferable

[flitzy @fflitzer]

WAIT HE STARES DIRECTLY AT YOU

THE PLAYER?!!?!?

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[TeeBee @JustTeeBee]

- Worked with Herman on dogshit Killzone which got cancelled and mocked for years in the gaming industry
- Politic'd his way up the ranks in Bungie just like Herman did in sony, almost identically
- Now appointed by Herman personally to run bungie

lmao its all an insider gang

[Joker @DSR_Joker]

Soooooo....

[autist @litteralyme0]

2049

[Banana_MilkMan 🇪🇬 @Banana_MilkMan]

@Shinaxite_ Ngl the ps5 no games joke is still funny to this day because it's still true

[Shady Doorags @shadydoorags]

If someone told me this was AI, I'd believe them.

[Zo Brown @receipts_lol]

This is a farmer who tried to talk about data centers in the USA.

[LandedIt @XLandedIt]

basically anything other than a point blank hammer throw is guaranteed to just not stack roaring flames (and even point blank is inconsistent) and its just gonna be stuck like this. forever. what the fuck man.

[SithLordTrell @iTrap4TheHokage]

Niggas losing jobs

Environment already was shit being made worse. Because of data centers

Energy bills going up

Video game consoles getting more expensive 3-5 years after they drop.

Electronics in general are expensive

Ai aint worth all this shit, man. Idc what yall say.

[KackisHD @RickKackis]

Find someone who loves you as much as SONY loves Hermen Hulst.

Bro has fucked up literally everything he's touched and somehow he's still doing fine.

[KackisHD @RickKackis]

If I was a Rival Company to SONY, I'd make a New Studio and hire everyone laid off at Bungie.

You'd have teams from Raid and Dungeon, Cinematics, Sandbox, etc. Who made some of the best gaming content ever.

Just make sure Leadership isn't fucking idiots and sky's the limit lol

[Nose @NoseOfDeath]

$60 games are expensive

"You broke"

$70 games are expensive

'You broke"

$80 games are expensive

"You broke"

$90 games are expensive

"You broke"

$100 games are expensive

"You broke"

$110 games are expensive

"You broke"

Mfs always defend and excuse the wrong shit.

[JorRaptor @Jorraptor]

At what point does Hermen step down?

- Buys bungie for 3.6 billion only to layoff more than half of the studio, launch an underperforming game and kill Destiny
- Invests heavily into Concord (buys the studio & IP) only to shut it down less than 2 weeks after launch
- Buys Haven Studios, but founder & the game director leave because fairgames fails testing & has to be completely reworked
- Buys remake studio Bluepoint to have them work on a GoW live service, shuts them down
- Lets Guerrilla Games work for countless years on a fortnite Horizon game that is only appealing to a very small audience, but likely costs 300 million dollars + to make
- Partners with a studio who reveal 4loop a new live service to lukewarm reception
- Let Days Gone team Sony bend work on a live service game, cancels the game so many years & money is lost
- Lets London Studios known for VR games & other titles work on a live service, shuts them down
- Opens Dark Outlaw games by former Call of Duty Zombies people, shuts the studio down

I might be forgetting things... what a generation.