Vidamo

Sci-fi/fantasy author/illustrator.
My body is a machine that turns steamed broccoli and caffeine into books about war, racism, and the human condition.

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https://t.co/RaAiCXXcW9

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@ellenmarie342 Thanks 😊😊

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critics are already raving about How Cold Is the Sun?
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#newbook

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@TeaRoseRock I'll start using a better opening phrase. I'll think of it when it comes to me.

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*stumbles upon major error in book that's been published for 2 months*

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AYO!?? Who the frick is out in Germany reading my stuff!? Well, anyways, thanks~!!

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@TeaRoseRock My galactic crown is sufficient, but j appreciate the sentiment!

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@TeaRoseRock Technically if you tweet, it doesn't prove that you exist, only that you did exist at the time of the tweet....

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@Pagimater If I'm allowed to change bw plural and singular:

Oyster Jones In the Land of Clams

A tale of discrimination and self-acceptance.

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"And what are you thankful for?" Mother asked little Jimmy.

"Probably the giant meat worm that provided us this delicious turkey!" little Jimmy replied.

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@Author_JimGould Who gave the NPCs phones ??

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so, was playing Titanfall with a friend and he said "GLaDOS-class Titan" and I said...

@valvesoftware , @Respawn , it's up to you. 👀👀
#portal2 & #Titanfall2

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my friend just pointed out that if you have your uvula removed, you can no longer speak French.
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you can have French surgically removed.

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hello friends, #writingq
How post- is too post-modern? Are we allowed to openly say, "This character is a YouTuber" instead of skirting the edges of the concept with euphemisms and general terms? What about Reddit😈😈?

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Statisticians claim that How Cold Is the Sun will be the first book in history to sell one Morbillion copies. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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@vincentvanzand1 Cyberpunk? Vampires? The Industrial Revolution and its consequences? Yes.
Happy Day Day, everyone.
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WARNING! There's no ebook yet, due to errors on my end. But there will be. Soon..........

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My debut novel, HOW COLD IS THE SUN? is available now.
You're gonna love the part where she says, "What are we, some kind of How Cold Is the Sun?"
#newbook #readingcommunity #Authors
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In case you missed yesterday's announcement.
#worldbuilding #newbook

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