Lukas Baize

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[Con @convictd]

It's his birthday so enjoy this lmfao happy glo day Lukass @The_Baize

https://t.co/dUWSsqgW6I

[Lukas Baize @The_Baize]

@convictd LMAO

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

i must be cursed

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Pixar: How did you get past security?

Me: *out of breath* I have such a good name for a Ratatouille sequel, Rata-

Pixar, sighing: Rata2ille?

Me: -touille 2 oh man yours is so good

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

man when you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The words of a president matter. And when a president doesn't wear a mask or makes fun of folks who do, it has consequences.

[cal? @cal_gif]

colleges saying they “can’t afford” to cut tuition costs for online classes like lmao just take out a loan it’s what y’all told me to do

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

the weirdest thing that happened to me this month was when a couple texted me selfies every night at exactly 3:29 AM

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

#BlackOpsColdWar Open Alpha, only on PS4

• 6v6 modes + Combined Arms Domination
• Pre-load starting 9/17 at 8AM PT / 11AM ET
• Begins: 9/18 at 10AM PT; ends: 9/20 at 10AM PT
• No codes & No PS+ needed. Free for everyone on PS4.

https://t.co/uD7yeYkTnQ

[James @CaucasianJames]

u can tell this is their peak. this is the most exciting moment of their life

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

[Lukas Baize @The_Baize]

@PritchardRock @DaneeRiggs @JordanPeele You're an actual pos for trying to make his death political.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Troll: if you wanna cross my bridge you have to solve the riddle what has a tail and head but no body

Me: coin

T: that was easy how about this what has to be broken before you use it

Me: egg

3 hours later

T: in what Seinfeld episode does Kramer

Me: s5e13

T: fuck me

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

god i hate this app

[Lukas Baize @The_Baize]

@TheTruthFather @GrrrGraphics Do you know you're a moron or do you just like pretending?

[Stephen @Marchand_Mayhem]

“If yOu HaVe ANy oTHer OpiNion ThAn mInE, oR sUpPorT sOmEONe I DOnt BlOCK mE” You sound like a clown. All of you.

[Lukas Baize @The_Baize]

@jay_edwards77 @convictd @Marchand_Mayhem Breakout is garbage.

https://t.co/Ofbv7HAqb1

[Lukas Baize @The_Baize]

@jay_edwards77 Fr. You know they replaced Ryan's in Owensboro with a Golden Corral?

[Lukas Baize @The_Baize]

Golden Corral is like the Walmart of buffets.