I should have known I was in #trans in high school: my favorite songs were "Androgyny" and "Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go)" by #garbage and "When I Was A Boy by #darwilliams.
The #labrador got suuuper concerned when I busted out laughing. Apparently licking my shoulder and arm from behind the armchair is a good medical technique for strange squeaking and snorting noises... #orsheknowsmetoowell#dogsittingadventures
When I think of taking the train (even here in LA) anywhere (but especially to a fancy law office), I always imagine pulling out a pocket watch on the train's platform. #likeasir#thejobhunt
I was gonna make fun of my dogs for being vegetarian (theyโre staring longingly at me while I eat), and then I remembered I put chicken on my salad. #whosetheassholenow#dogsittingadventures
I push my bangs back when I brush it after a shower. It dried like this: I think I look like David Bowie rn. ๐จ๐ปโ๐ค #thefurtheradventuresofgrayshair
My hair is at that awkward time in its growth where all it wants to do is hang out at the mall and get into trouble and all I want it to do is calm the fuck down because we have guests coming over for dinner in an hour. ๐ค#whatismysenseofhumor
Which obscure instrument will Gray learn next? is my favorite inner game show monologue right now. Tonightโs episode is a tie between the ocarina and the panpipes. Link or a Faun? #music#nerdmusic#lifeupdate