Barney

Born and raised on planet Earth, would like to move

[Barney @the_barnacles]

@GEliz93 Ironic that the proposal probably started with him pulling a rock from his pocket...

[Barney @the_barnacles]

Back me up @everprescott

[Barney @the_barnacles]

@BryceIsWrong don't you have to watch Arrival by the end of the year?

[Barney @the_barnacles]

@slinganswers That is disappointing, but I appreciate the quick response!

[Barney @the_barnacles]

The main reason I pay for @Sling is to watch MSU with they are occasionally on cable, yet I cannot. What gives? This isn't the first time...

[Barney @the_barnacles]

While I'm at it, sick of seeing this from @MoviePass
There was 1 option earlier today but they often disappear by the time I'm able to actually go to a movie

[Barney @the_barnacles]

Unsharpened pencils are pointless

[Barney @the_barnacles]

R. Skelly says
"Can I get a doot doot?
Can I get an eek eek?"
It's the screamix to Ignition

[Barney @the_barnacles]

I'm not saying I'm a super hero, but y'all should've seen how many groceries I just brought inside in one trip

[Barney @the_barnacles]

*netflix removes The Office*

*everyone gets pissed, grabs pitchforks*

*steps outside and it is a beautiful sunny day*

*folks just have a nice enjoyable day outside*

😎

[Barney @the_barnacles]

Anyone else still hop up on your shopping cart and ride it to you car and panic for that split second you think you're gonna dent someone's car?

[Barney @the_barnacles]

Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its Amazon reviews.

[Barney @the_barnacles]

Are you going to recognize the work these team and players put in to win Nationals @USAUltimate ?? #USAUMasters

[Barney @the_barnacles]

Shout out to the CHAMPIONS of #USAUMasters
Mixed - Hey Babe
Women's - Surley C.O.U.G.A.R.S
Men's - @SurlyUltimate

Grand Masters
Women's - Furari
Men's - Eldors

Great Grand Masters
Men's - @SurlyUltimate

[Chris @TTownClassic]

Congrats Ferrari (Safari) Women’s National Champs! #USAUMasters

[Barney @the_barnacles]

So I'm just a pleb player but @USAUltimate just hosted a Nationals event (Masters and Grand Masters) and as far as I saw had 0 tweets about it #oldandforgotten #USAUMasters

[Barney @the_barnacles]

Day 173 at #USAUMasters ... still no tweeter coverage from host organization @USAUltimate

[Barney @the_barnacles]

@USAUltimate I haven't seen any social media about Masters Nationals, what gives? I've been training my entire ultimate career for this!! #Mastersnationals

[Barney @the_barnacles]

A little more to the story, glad it wasn't as bad as initially thought. https://t.co/6Why9OlDKs

[Akshat Rajan Videography @__AKPhotography]

Thank you for delving more into the Greyhound incident Isaac!

[Seattle Riot @SeattleRiot]

This is unacceptable. While traveling to Cincinnati for the World Ultimate Club Championships, multiple Colombian athletes were kicked off of a @GreyhoundBus for speaking Spanish. Deeply ashamed that guests to our country were treated this way. @WUCC2018 @MishPhil @ShaunKing