the Batguy

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The 2013 Astros only won 51 regular season games. The 2017-2022 Astros have won 53 playoff games.

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Sorry yall. I just turned on the game.

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@brianmctaggart @Chandler_Rome Not that I'm aware of

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@dkdeberry's mom

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

The Astros roster is a mess. They could have done more to bring better and experienced pitching before the season.

Who is to blame?

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@tylercstafford @astros

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@brianmctaggart @Chandler_Rome You've never received a sumptuous muffin basket?!?

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@dkdeberry Is that good?

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@GregRajan So they're due

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@tylercstafford

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But @Whataburger forgot my spicy ketchup 😭😭😭

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Yall!!!

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@Whataburger We need a WB out here in South Carolina.

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The Yankees got beat by this guy?

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Fire the hitting coach!

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The Yankees got beat by this guy?

[How Many Altuves @HowManyAltuves]

Hey! I may have lost the website to a domain vulture, but good to see it's not completely forgotten!

[Astros Anxiety @AstrosAnxiety]

Red Sox fans are going to boo the shit out of Altuve and Correa tonight and cheer like crazy for Cora and Bregman. Incredible stuff.

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Padres were talking to House of Pizza about starting to eat, were asking for Spaghetti Arrabbiata and three panna cottas

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The San Diego Padres, who were talking to the Houston Astros about starter Dylan Cease as the deadline expired, were asking for starter Spencer Arrighetti and three prospects in return.
The Astros declined.
Cease remains a Padre.

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@Lee_White73 @tylercstafford @Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic How did you get married when you're still in high school?

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@tylercstafford That was clearly Jeff Blogwell. Stop trying to steal his work.

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@grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

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I've got trustintheAstrosmedicalteam discomfort