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Human version of one of those mini liquor bottles 🍾

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Just 6 more weeks till I eat healthy again.

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@righteousbean @parkdalelife Maybe it's a raccoon turf war, each clan of raccoons has their own pile and we are caught in the middle 🤔

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Can we talk for a second about all the discarded chicken wing bones in Parkdale? Who eats chicken wings on the go??? I never saw wings as a particularly portable food @parkdalelife #makeitrainchicken #yougetaboneandyougetabone #parkdalelife

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@righteousbean @parkdalelife that's a solid theory actually, but still where are all the wings originating from? Does Parkdale eat more wings than other places in the city?

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@parkdalelife I have an image in my head of a man who just walks around parkdale eating wings and just throwing them at random; like he's throwing confetti at a wedding

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nailed it hallmark

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Holly and Milo went from friendzone to 4 year relationship level of intimacy in under 30 seconds

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Oh sweet jesus this whole thing was a dream while she WAS IN A COMA

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"Beau, Idon't know if you know this but I'm not perfect" "I know you're not, but we can fix you!"

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#milothemisogynist is also butthurt that Holly is "mainstream" and is obsessed with perfection

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now Milo the misogynist is all butthurt because beau exists

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and then the mannequin girlfriend came in and systematically threw all the ornaments on beau's tree on the ground in a fit of rage

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yep

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there's a photo shoot for a jewelry ad and the models are terrible, let me guess.. Holly and Beau will replace them

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OH MY GOD HIS JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND MANNEQUIN CAME TO LIFE

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Beau wants him and Holly to have 3 kids and his parents can stay "in the carriage house out back" oh my god holly call the police

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#stepfordwives

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these bitches are REAREANGING👏HER👏FURNITURE

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THIS IS DATE 3 WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING BACHELOR?

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OH MY GOD BEAU SHOWED UP TO HOLLY'S APARTMENT WITH HIS PARENTS