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i only tweet abt my ibs. thythrm

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drinking the shower spray on cold directly after a hot shower is the joy de vieve of the the labrador retriever in me

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i feel the sudden and dire need to return to only physical journaling.. perhaps a diary kept in a box is an unsurpassable mountain... what if it finds my twiter...

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fiances parents bought a robot pet. im… so confused and concerned and upset how language barriers block me from truly understanding this decision… i will be exceedingly nice to it <3

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not to be homophobic but like please dont grope your gf on a train….. like…… please……

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insane how every psych ive been to in jp has the most over stimulating office, constant noisr from the lights/ac/hot/repetitive music

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why is the boob clinic playing my sad hot girl playlist… disconcerning

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bold to use an electric razor on the tokyo trains to trim your eyebrows but only while in motion. stops once arriving at the stations.

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i hate when a doctor i go to asks me why i take my medication like bitch stick to your side of the problem not the stuff i have settled!!! (the reason is simple…. its mental illness…)

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my recent amazon orders make it really clear i will soon neuter my male cat

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i thought “what did you do last year” was a pretty good soft question asking for advice for this coming year…

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i dont care what the contents are on the inside even if theyre clean you SHOULD NOT open a big titty magazine while sitting next to someone on the train.

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i suppose if you freak out to anyone on the phone let it be your psych? i think it ensures they know you belong…. heres to being unable to remember my appointments and thus off medication for three days…..

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shaved bush means nothing to curl around my finger when im bord

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ahhhhhhhbbbbbh i feel like im watching a date between two guys from the boyfriend and my parents are talking to some random japanese girls on the other side of the train lmaooo

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my baby is purring while i hold his paw…. i never thought i would call myself a mother but i love my fuzzy freak son

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is anyone else addicted to using ellipses… i can’t stop… it just captures my intended whimsy perfectly… girl who speaks purely in trailing thoughts

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everything happens because im too hot and sexy and thus all of my mistakes are forgiven

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cats love rectangles

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cant believe my cats dont appriciate how well i dance…. running from my fat ass shaking… smh

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having one of the best shits of reccent time <333

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even if youre wearing a puffy coat dont put your fucking elbow in my leg. if you cant keep your fucking hands in your lap dont spread out your elbows to play a goddamn game on mine