Carson Johnson

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[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[Housecoin @HousecoinOnSol]

“I’m offering you $980k for the house you’re selling for $1M”

Boomer who bought it for $1500 in 1986:

[mel @brinaroan]

“leaving maga” like it’s a cult cause they know it’s literally like a cult

[Louie DiBiase @DiBiaseLOE]

The Patriots used their coach’s romantic relationship with an NFL insider to influence the trade market for A.J. Brown

If the Eagles trade him to NE anyway and they don’t get hit with tampering….infuriating

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

I know we throw around the phrase “crazy stat” a lot.

This is a crazy freaking stat.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Absolute humiliation for the White House. A CNN National Security Reporter drops a massive truth bomb: Iran did NOT control the Strait of Hormuz before the US and Israel launched their disastrous strikes. Iran responded by closing it, and now the US ceasefire literally legitimizes Iran's total control over the waterway. Total strategic failure!

[Cozy Bryant @LowkeyCozy]

So vrabel was having an affair with russini. Who was cheating on her eagles fan husband. And he was feeding her info trying to lower the price on AJ. Which Howie already said he wouldn’t do. Howie sent big dom to track them and dropped the photos. This should be a major scandal. Patriots organization being sneaky cheats again

[onion person @CantEverDie]

genuinely perfect representation of the american mind. if you ignore the atrocities committed by your leaders they just don’t exist

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨BREAKING: Trump just officially proposed a $1.5 trillion military budget.. the current budget is $895 billion.. that's a 67% increase in a single year.. in the middle of a war he says will "make a fortune"..

that's roughly $4,500 from every single American.. man, woman, child.. this year alone..

in April 1953, President Eisenhower gave a speech called 'The Chance for Peace'.. he said: "every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed"..

Eisenhower was a five-star general who commanded the largest military operation in history.. and he spent the last years of his presidency warning America about exactly what we're watching happen..

your hospital can't afford nurses.. your school is cutting teachers.. your rent is up 40% in three years..

but the military budget just went up 67% in 12 months..

the war is paying for itself..
just not for you..

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

not a single major outlet is reporting on this, meanwhile we’re getting wall-to-wall coverage of chappelle roan’s bodyguard making a girl cry

[Joey 🇩🇪 @CalebGoatQB1]

Physically disgusted by this and all those who denied it - including the President

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Where are the “I voted for this” people

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Absolutely insane. Trump murdered 160 school children.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

[Go Bills ⚔️ BUFonWECK @BUFonWECK]

This is a ball don’t lie moment. The football gods know that was a bullshit finish.

[Dez 🦅 @MakaiMVP]

HE HATES THAT NIGGA 😭😭

[Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Kevin Patullo out as Eagles offensive coordinator after one season, per @RapSheet + @MikeGarafolo

https://t.co/cUUOqGIPhH

[Patrick @PhillyPMC]

Some fans might not appreciate the problem with calling 4 verts against Cover 4 defense. 4 verts works against Cover 2 and 3 because of simple math: the defense has either 2 or 3 deep zone defenders and they can’t cover all 4 vertical receivers. But with 4 defenders dropping deep? No one will be free. You’re asking your QB to thread a perfect pass 20 yards downfield with zero margin for error. In a long list of bad play calls, this has to top the list.