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I am madder than mad mike from madcaster. And thats MAD.
The best bad comedian journalist on twitter.

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@Heccles94 @EssexPR Looks like someone knows they've dropped a bollock.... but trying to explain.

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@TheShowstoppers please please please let the cure to the plague be "oatcakes and bacon"

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Kevin and perry done good. #brits

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@jasonplato absolutely loved your facial expressions on the new fifth gear when the new citron car nearly tipped. Ha ha ha. For 16 plus. Ha ha ha. Even in London, traffic can exceed 25mph

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@F1 please get rid of the sprint race.... it doesn't feel like F1

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@grantshapps And, let companies fail for not keeping drivers.

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@grantshapps You immeasurable morron. This will cause more accidents due to fatigue. How about improving our facilities and increasing pay to entice young drivers.

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@McLarenF1 dear Mac..... #keepthecolour . Loving the the current scheme.

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#M25 J25
Dam you. Dam you all.

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#M1 J32 southbound. Stop. Stop. Stop. Full stop.

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#M6 all stop. Parking brake on. Tunes blasting.

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Handbrake on. Ten minutes so far. #M6 southbound J16

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Xmas on the #M6 J15 northbound
The deepest of deep joy.

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#M6 you are poo. J15 southbound

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#M25 you have just messed my day right up. Clockwise J24

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#M6 you bitch

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#A1(M) accident? J38 northbound

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#M6 J19 not Rollin!

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#M6 just stopped

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#M42 what a mess. I used to be a truck driver..... Now I'm a truck sitter