Chase Ainsworth

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

Just posted a photo @ Prairie Village, Kansas https://t.co/qgP9NhF1IE

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?

[CNN @CNN]

#FareedsTake: “Donald Trump does not have a foreign policy. He has a series of impulses” and the United States’ hard won and carefully thought through foreign policy process is “being squandered in arena after arena around the globe.”

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

@rosenbooger Imagine a cat with the body of a snake. Disorienting but delightful.

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

Me: "You remember Drake & Josh?"
Mom: "Yes! I keep hearing about Drake and his new music, but where's Josh?!"
Me: "..."
#SheMeantTheRapper

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

I'm going to miss this beautiful set, cast, and crew very much. "Holiday" has been one of the most… http://t.co/qP1rVZ6yUX

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

#mcm goes out to this pregnant mother-lover. j_crites, you're the Han to my Chewy. Stay mahalo,… http://t.co/kjLqdlOAXC

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

BEST. DAY. EVER. http://t.co/5eL75vXqNb

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

We had an absolute blast at the carnival tonight! Love you guys ❤️🎪 @smkirk123 @amgardner1… http://t.co/BOK727urLV

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

#SetBuildSunday #HairsprayPart2 #MTYPKC http://t.co/ZUXuDvLTZx

[Johnson County Post @JohnsonCntyPost]

SERIOUSLY GO SUPER BANANAS PEOPLE: THE LANCERS ARE HEADING TO STATE!!!!! #smestrong

[Johnson County Post @JohnsonCntyPost]

GO BANANAS, FOLKS: YOUR 2013 LANCERS ARE HEADED TO SUBSTATE!!!! #SMEvOE #SFLfball #smestrong

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

I'm still in shock over what happened to one of the sweetest, funniest, goofiest, and most talented… http://t.co/7NrhNAiP11

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

That's right, kids. I'm back to making whiteboard doodles again. Say hello to "Squires Pilkington the… http://t.co/ikwz6Fxh1p

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

At ADPi Victory with my RA, Jordan! #Sherley #neighbor #mocha #porcelain #peaches http://t.co/eMTRfnWGBW

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

#TBT to Perching and Planking with these crazy kids @ajorth94 @madisonmay019 @hk_dahlor whitemystery95… http://t.co/972m7Ti4BI

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

"I would molest a kid just to get in to Legoland, sure." - @WhiteMystery95 #ShitAnnieSays

[Chase Ainsworth @the_chainsworth]

When asked what movie he wants to watch, my father responded with, "Les Miserables" #SoProud #ShitCurtisSays