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[✒️ @Literariium]

“i am a lover with or without a lover”

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

"you got me confused with a man who repeats himself?" is the rawest line of the entire series

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

He dropped a bar you werent ready for. Think about it more

[YUA @creative_yua]

Your laptop can have 16GB RAM, Core i7 and still be a very bad purchase.

Before buying a laptop, take not of these 10 things:

1.🔹Go for SSD instead of HDD.

SSD makes the laptop significantly faster when booting, opening apps and transferring files. It also doesn't make the spinning noise HDDs make.

You can check by pressing Ctrl + Shift + Esc → then Performance → then Disk.

2.🔹Having a high RAM isn't enough.

A laptop with 16GB RAM and a weak or old processor can still perform poorly. So it's important to check the processor.

3.🔹 Focus more on the generation of the processor rather than just “Core i5” or “Core i7.”

Never assume an i7 is automatically better than an i5. A newer-generation i5 can outperform an older-generation i7, depending on the specific processors.

When you check the model number for most Intel Core processors, the number immediately after the hyphen tells you the generation.

For example:
i7-6500U = 6th Gen
i5-8250U = 8th Gen
i7-1165G7 = 11th Gen
i5-1235U = 12th Gen
i7-13700H = 13th Gen

4.🔹Don't ignore battery health, especially when buying a used laptop.

To check on a Windows laptop, open Command Prompt and type: powercfg /batteryreport

This will generate a battery report showing the design capacity and full charge capacity. The bigger the gap, the more the battery has degraded.

5.🔹Check the screen quality, not just the size.

A 15.6-inch screen isn't automatically better than a 14-inch one. To confirm, go to Settings → System → Display → Advanced display to check the resolution and refresh rate.

6.🔹Check whether the RAM and SSD can be upgraded.

Some newer laptops have their RAM already soldered, meaning you may not be able to increase it later.

7.🔹Check the ports you need.

USB-A, USB-C, HDMI, SD card slot, headphone jack and other ports can make a difference depending on what you use the laptop for.

8.🔹For a used laptop, test everything.

Don't just open the laptop, see that it boots.

Test the keyboard, trackpad, speakers, microphone, webcam, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, charging port, USB ports, HDMI, hinges and screen.

Open a document and test every key. Play audio through the speakers. Connect to Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. Plug in a USB device and test the charger.

9.🔹Buy according to your needs.

For browsing, Microsoft Office, online classes and basic work, you don't necessarily need a high-end laptop.

For programming, heavy multitasking or professional software, you need a strong processor and sufficient RAM.

For video editing, 3D work and serious graphics work, you have to pay attention to the GPU, processor, RAM and display.

For gaming, don't focus on RAM alone. The dedicated GPU, processor, cooling system and display matter a lot.

Stay informed
And
Stay sharp! 🪒

[MR KIMM™🇰🇪 @MrKimmKE]

Gatekeepers won't like it but guys ;

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Check it out and thank me now

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

The Four Agreements

- Always do your best
- Don't take anything personally
- Don't make assumptions
- Be impeccable with your word

[Frantz Kati @bahdcoder]

You can just build things with no one's permission.

And all of a sudden getting a remote job does not look so impossible, because you can actually stand out in the midst of 3,000 applicants.

[Shikhar Sagar @crazy__shikhu]

Attack on Titan:
No incest
0 sex scene
Peak Intro Song in AOT
Gory as hell ..........
Has Levi Ackerman

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Amepandishwa cheo mamae. Two months now nilifikiria atateseka lakini wapi. Naskia sai hadi amehamia hapo Oledume Road, Kilimani anaiishi kwa apartment iko na swimming pool na lift akaniwacha hapa Utawala kwa bedsitter penye tulimake promises we will grow together

[Mark™️ @thatoptometrist]

Dear Kenyans,

I do post scholarships, fully funded masters and PhDs, and postdoctoral positions everyday.

Please apply.

[Laugh Riot @the_codefather1]

@HELBpage ID 37351651

My helb loan has been saying disbursement in progress since 2024. I have now completed my studies. Kindly assist on how to cancel it. Thank you.

[Laugh Riot @the_codefather1]

@HELBpage ID 37351651

My helb loan has been saying disbursement in progress since 2024. I have now completed my studies. Kindly assist on how to cancel it. Thank you. S

[Laugh Riot @the_codefather1]

@HELBpage ID 37351651

My helb loan has been saying disbursement in progress since 2024. I have now completed my studies. Kindly assist on how to cancel it. Thank you.

[The Shadow Governor @shadow_governor]

Observation 105 | Deep Embassy

[Laugh Riot @the_codefather1]

@HELBpage ID 37351651

hello, my helb loan has been saying disbursement in progress since 2024. I have now cleared school and I would like to cancel that loan. Kindly help.

[Laugh Riot @the_codefather1]

@HELBpage ID 37351651

My helb loan has been saying disbursement in progress since 2024 . I have now cleared school. How do I cancel it?

[Avinash Singh @AvinashSingh_20]

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[nonya bidness @boujeebx]

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[Self Upgrade @selfupgrade222]

HOW TO READ PEOPLE:

1. Hypocrites - are always overly nice.
2. The envious - put others down.
3. The noble - help in silence.
4. The brave - admit their fears.
5. Small minds - talk about others.
6. Great minds - talk about ideas.
7. The weak - look for someone to blame.
8. The strong - know how to forgive.
9. The ignorant - think they know everything.
10. The wise - know when to stay silent.